Preview For This Week's Top 10 Conservative Idiots

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So this week, Twitter's worst comedian strikes again. And this one is indescribable. Mike Huckabee put out a tweet that is so jaw dropping, stunningly idiotic that both sides of your brain just shut down and go "LET'S FIGURE IT OUT!!!!!!"

Link to tweet

I just…. How… why… who… what… where… Does he even know how you celebrate Cinco De Mayo? You don't celebrate it by drinking an entire bottle of hot sauce unless you want to tear a hole in your stomach lining and spend the night in urgent care. No! You celebrate by drinking tequila! And I'm not talking about your hipster Patron or your frat boy Jose Cuervo. Or whatever the fuck this thing is:



But no, you need real tequila. And a real understanding of what this holiday is about. And I can guarantee that it doesn't involve Trump brand taco bowls. And if he's trying to be funny, that's what we call a swing and a miss.

*cue audience laughter and applause*

This week on the show - we talk about how there ain't no party like a GOP party. Donald Trump supporters take their fight to talk shows because apparently there's no other battles to be fought. We play a new game called "Fundies Say The Darndest Things". We contemplate what kind of drugs the Trump administration must be on. Eric Trump accidentally reveals some very interesting subject matter about his dad's ties to Russia. We also talk about what's going on with Trump and Michael Flynn and introduce our new character Trumpy The Fake News Parrot. Eminem sues the ruling party of New Zealand and it's the Vanilla Ice defense all over again. All this plus the next round of our Stupidest State contest - and it's the next to last as Montana takes on Tennessee. Who will win the Flyover League? And our subject: Doomsday Prepping! Plus some live music from a band who put out a great new album last month I like to call "Cold War Kids". Stay tuned!

Top 10 Conservative Idiots: Wednesdays at 10:00 AM /shameless self promotion

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1. high point of any week k and r