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Doctors Rushing to Remove Sally Yates Foot from Ted Cruz's Rectum
From The Political Garbage Chute:
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After a contentious exchange during a hearing of the Senate Judiciary Committee, first responders and D.C. Metro Police are confirming that medical crews are hurriedly trying to remove former Acting Attorney General Sally Yates’ foot from the rectum of a sitting — though at the moment rather uncomfortably — U.S. Senator.
“Ouch! That hurt! Get her fucking foot out of my ass,” Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) could be heard shouting in the chamber in which the hearing was held, “Sally! How could you do that to me? All I was trying to do is catch you in a gotcha question and you rammed your foot up my ass, twice, in two minutes!”
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