*******The mother of all tweet storms. He's lost it !! *******

[DemocratSinceBirth]

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Donald J. Trump ✔ @realDonaldTrump
James Comey better hope that there are no "tapes" of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!
5:26 AM - 12 May 2017
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Donald J. Trump ✔ @realDonaldTrump
...Maybe the best thing to do would be to cancel all future "press briefings" and hand out written responses for the sake of accuracy???
5:07 AM - 12 May 2017
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Donald J. Trump ✔ @realDonaldTrump
As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!....
4:59 AM - 12 May 2017
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Donald J. Trump ✔ @realDonaldTrump
Again, the story that there was collusion between the Russians & Trump campaign was fabricated by Dems as an excuse for losing the election.
4:51 AM - 12 May 2017
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[Pachamama]

1. Mad King Don the Con is on the loose...

[mcar]

11. Mad king is about right

[forgotmylogin]

33. The part I have the problem with is

"I'm a very active President."

A "very active President" doesn't take consecutive weekends off.

[aggiesal]

46. Weekends? He hasn't made a public appear ...

or even had a public appearance scheduled in the past 7 days.
If he's had a public appearance scheduled, it has since been cancelled.

Cheetolini is a lazy pig-of-a-man, and that's insulting men everywhere.

[brer cat]

81. pigs, too. nt

[stage left]

51. I think he meant

I'm a very actively lying President.

[Maraya1969]

74. Well he actively watches the TV from what I've heard. Several hours every day!

[eShirl]

37. wow

[underpants]

2. Podium? How about your surrogates in the bushes?

[barbtries]

75. the fact that

that may not be photoshopped made me laugh and laugh

[Gothmog]

3. Trump is a liar and a a bad liar at that

Trump's lies are catching up to him

[Freethinker65]

4. He's just "priming the pump"

[volstork]

20. He should know, since he coined the term!

[jmowreader]

87. With what? Piss or liquified shit?

[underpants]

5. We're gonna need those written responses in the form of a certified letter

[Equinox Moon]

18. I just knew it! I knew someone would have an eye-rolling avatar!

Ha!

[tblue37]

19. We all should use it for everything Trump. nt

[underpants]

25. Found it yesterday from People magazine of all places

[Equinox Moon]

29. They are a subspecies of fools! (referring to the pic) Ha!

[countryjake]

35. Perfect! The Eye Roll!

I'm so glad somebody finally got around to creating that gif!

Conway told Anderson that he was being unkind Tues. night and she hadn't even seen his eyeroll yet. The man was being so friggin' polite, listening to the shit she was spewing.

Probably half of the country listening to her spin about Comey and the Russia Investigation wanted to crawl thru their tvs and throttle her that night!

[underpants]

47. My wife and I watched it live

and we were cracking up. The eye roll, as you know, was only part of it. AC's body language was screaming GIVE ME A F'ing BREAK!!!

[countryjake]

53. I saw it, too.

My man had just given up and gone to bed when Conway entered the fray...ha, I hurried in and tried to get him back up, "Conway is finally back! Anderson's got Conway on!"

We were calling her Alice in Wonderland long before that interview was over. I honestly don't know how Anderson Cooper was able to keep a straight face when she said made that "kind" comment cause we were throwing things at the "rethug target box" we've set up right below our television by the time she said that!

Anderson has amazing self-control.

[underpants]

61. Alice, that's funny. I called it - they released the Kracken!

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029041088

[countryjake]

65. She's down the rabbit hole, in AlternateFactsLand n/t

[Adrahil]

6. And the GOP Congress will do NOTHING. NT

[Eyeball_Kid]

30. They're doing WORSE than nothing. They're in full support of Trumpy.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

55. They're not doing nothing. They're repealing the ACA and working on tax reform during

all the distraction. Pay no attention to them.

[n2doc]

7. ...

[BumRushDaShow]

8. Better screencap some of those

before they disappear into the ether as threats.

[leftyladyfrommo]

9. Only the first and last sound like him. Nt

[mnhtnbb]

10. I hope staff have gotten in a big supply of Depends for Donald this weekend

He is so full of shit he's going to be needing a change more often so he doesn't shit his golf pants.

[Eyeball_Kid]

32. The "Marmalade Shartcannon!"

[brush]

39. Damn! Looks like he actually did shit his pants.

[mnhtnbb]

49. It's supposed to be photoshopped...

but, as I said, he's so full of shit...

[brush]

52. If it's Photoshopped someone did a damn good job

[mnhtnbb]

56. Really.

http://www.snopes.com/trump-diarrhea-golf-course/

[brush]

70. It was a good job. It's not that easy to blur the edges of the stain.

Whoever did it knew their way around layers and the brush tool, maybe dodge and burn tools.

[dchill]

64. Photosharted.

[Texasgal]

67. Message deleted by DU the Administrators

[lastlib]

58. ....again.........

[Sunlei]

12. Mr. Trump, the Republican parties Patsy (that's YOU, IMO) is always the last to know.

President Patsy, you've NEVER been in the inner loop of the RW party, never!

[iloveObama12]

13. Ooooh Sh***t!

[Augiedog]

14. Play the tapes Orange Anus, play the tapes. The whole world dares you

[underpants]

28. No tapes. They have special technology

[BigmanPigman]

78. "What's that chief?"

Does this mean the only accurate press briefings will be on SNL?

[Eyeball_Kid]

34. Who thinks that Comey WASN'T aware that his dinner conversation was being recorded?

Comey lives and breathes surveillance. He knows the history of White House surveillance. If anyone is watching what is said, it's Comey.

[Renew Deal]

15. The first one falls into the high crimes and misdemeanors category

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

16. They may sometimes miss the podium...

But then they sometimes miss the truth.

So no accuracy anywhere.

[Jarqui]

17. In a normal world for the US government,

the presidency that should never have happened would effectively be over because the path to impeachment is crystal clear after the last few days. He also appears to have given up executive privilege in some aspects of this with his disclosure if what he claims went on with Comey and his dismissal.

But this is not a normal world for the US government. McConnell and Ryan seem complicit with Trump's deeds as is AG Sessions. So I guess we have to hope they do not get to further corrupt the election process between now and 2018 or 2020 as the only path to remove this crazy person from the Oval Office.

[Cosmocat]

21. THIS is what this country did to itself

It didn't start on November 8th.

The ever growing enabling of wild eyed, hate filled republican poutrage by the country at large and the electorate specifically over the last quarter century put all of the other pieces in place before enabling the shit storm that is the 45 administration.

As you noted, 2018 is the last stand - this country either pushes back HARD on the R party, or its over.

[Jarqui]

24. The country is going to push back hard

The only question is when.

They will not take people's freedom's away without a fight.

They've gotten this far because of a lot of folks haven't figured out what is happening yet.

[orangecrush]

22. K&R

How much longer?

[Initech]

23. Our president is a Twitter troll!

[berksdem]

26. for the love of all things good in

this world when is this garbage going to end? I continually get shocked this idiot can outdo his previous ramblings on twitter...

[steve2470]

27. I'm just waiting for him to run naked out to the White House fence and start screaming at tourists

Just kidding, but I do think he's decompensating into slightly paranoid-ish land.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decompensation

[Scarsdale]

36. My eyes! My eyes!

The very thought of this clown naked is repulsive. Add in McConnell, Ryan and McCain and the thoughts are disasterous.

[lpbk2713]

31. There's no level of sleaze too low for El Trumpo to descend to.

He's such a scumbag Mother Teresa would punch him out.

[world wide wally]

38. He is certifiable, but he still has the power.

I see Ryan and McConnell up to their eyeballs in all this and that is no longer just wishful thinking. There is getting to be a sense of urgency about this and it is getting later every day. We need some kind of heavy artillery about now.
A band of lunatics, traitors and criminals have taken over our country.

[dhill926]

40. fuck this guy....

[Catherine Vincent]

41. There is something seriously wrong with this man

I can't wait to read what his idiot supporters says about these tweets.

[Fritz Walter]

42. No "tapes"?!?

How 20th Century!
By now, even his boss in the Kremlin is using digital recording, which is much less prone to embarrassing 18-minute gaps.


Oh, and it's "utterly," unless Ransen, the YouTube rube who created that clip, was referring to dairy cattle.

[Sophiegirl]

72. Trump doesn't do digital

It's to expensive and modern.

[Fritz Walter]

77. It still hasn't dawned on him or the GOP that the Internet never forgets!

And I won't tell him about selfies, Instagram or SnapChat if you won't!

[Grammy23]

43. We were warned. The American people were told by mental health professionals.

The President suffers from a mental health disorder. It is certifiable....to quote Trumpolini. The pressure of the job, the pushback to the lies, the pace of the investigation...all snowballing to cause a mental health crisis.

The people around this President are scrambling to contain things but unfortunately for them, this situation won't get better. No one knows from day to day....even hour to hour...what will happen with this Presidency. The Twitter attacks were problematic from the beginning and some predicted they would play a part in his downfall. All of the dire warnings seem to be happening before our eyes. The news agencies are trying to stay on top of it, but things are happening so thick and fast they can barely keep up.

At the same time, some are trying to give a sense of normalcy to this situation. Like all is going on as usual. THIS IS NOT NORMAL. We are witnessing history and for those following this closely, it is a very frightening time. It feels very surreal. Only it is real. Not the feature at the local Rex Theater.

For the first time since 9-11 I am feeling very uncertain and afraid. I wonder how far we were sold out to the Russians? Who is looking out for us? Where is this headed? How many others are involved in the tRump coup?

We were warned about the likely meltdown of tRump, which is bad enough. But what about the governing and leadership in the rest of our government? How much longer are we going to have to see this crisis unfolding without seeing equal reassurance from our Congress that they are on this? That they have our backs. So far, I only see pundits and news people discussing this. We need brave leadership from those who can actually DO SOMETHING to stop this madness.

Am I being unreasonable or alarmist to feel this way??

[Silver Gaia]

73. No. You are neither unreasonable nor alarmist.

Good post!

[llmart]

82. Great post!

You so eloquently put into words exactly what I am feeling and say to myself every single day. Who is going to stand up and save us from this CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS? And make no mistake about it, those two words need to be used with regard to this administration every single day.

Back when the Lewinsky "scandal" started to unfold, my area's two large newspapers would have a huge font, bolded headline talking about the "Crisis" unfolding. I laughably said, "This is a crisis?" and then eventually ended my newspaper subscription. I was so flippin' tired of the constant reports of every detail and the media acting like our country would just fall apart because of a blow job. It wasn't like there were never any other presidents who had dalliances.

Where's the bold headlines NOW when the country truly is on the cliff and about to fall off?

[SCVDem]

44. Susan Rice makes one statement which is preliminary speculation

and it's off to the Benghazi races for years.

These people lie all the time and brush it off.

IMPEACH NOW!

[ZM90]

45. Lost it? He never had it, he is one crazy ass motherfucker. When are the nice men in white coats

going to visit him again?!?

[bdamomma]

48. he is unraveling as we

all can see, he is like a rat stuck in a corner.

Doesn't he usually like to distract people with another crazy event and it's Friday. He is full of revenge and vengeful.

They need to just put him a very calm padded cell.

[Hekate]

54. Kick for the Mad King, soon to be back in his Golden Tower

[UltravioletDingo]

57. Give Craziness a Chance

[jovibennett]

59. CYA

in trying to CYA he is so stupid he doesn't realize that he is seriously digging a deeper hole in to which we can toss him. IMO he gave up executive privilege when he wrote in the Comey letter he was not under investigation. Now he is threatening Comey with tapes? If I were him I would hope the "golden shower" tapes don't come out. This man is totally unhinged, if he were a family member of mine I would put him in on a 5150 hold in a psych ward for a really really long time!!

[Sunlei]

60. all tweets on t(R)umps PERSONAL twitter are bullshit. He's afraid to use @POTUS & @White House

[Enoki33]

62. We have now entered the realm of twilight zone scariness.

[Politicub]

63. Tapes in scare quotes

Maybe he means pee-covered bed?

[ffr]

66. Well written post.

Only, I'm more scared today than I was yesterday and the day before and the day before that.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

79. " Well written post. " I merely cited his tweets, lol.

He's a recommendation machine.

[L. Coyote]

68. The mother of all days in American political history. 24 hours of political madness.

It no longer matter if there even is a Russia, Trump's actions in the last 48 hours have done him in.
In his own words, Trump incriminated himself of obstruction of justice.
We just watched the first ever self-impeachment live on Twitter. Watch it unfold:

Trump's New Impeachable Offenses: Obstruction of Justice, Conspiracy, Abuse of Power

Watch Lester Holt's Extended Interview With President Trump
Thu, May 11

In an NBC News exclusive interview, President Trump revealed to Lester Holt that he was preparing to fire FBI Director James Comey regardless of recommendations from the attorney general and deputy attorney general.

[ffr]

84. Exactly. Just keep him talking on the recording. And what else would you like to add

Mr. pResident?

[L. Coyote]

89. Most WTF Moments From Trump's WTF Week

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/features/most-wtf-moments-from-trumps-wtf-week-w482058

"When Trump crossed his 100-day threshold, many of us hoped we had survived the most jaw-dropping saga in modern American politics. Then this week happened. ...."

[SHRED]

69. And this asshole has the nuclear launch codes.

[treestar]

71. He does not want to be answerable to the press or the people

[Vinca]

76. This guy is ready for the rubber room and it's getting worse by the day.

[barbtries]

80. as long as he keeps the story front and center

as he apparently shoots himself in the foot over and over and over, i'm fine with it.

but damn he needs to be gone. so much damage being done by the republicans and this insane person every second.

[Angry Dragon]

83. Insanity strikes the White House

[Nevernose]

85. The morning Twitter Shitter n/t

[D_Master81]

86. cant have "perfect accuracy"???!!!!!

i understand not having "perfect accuracy". But good lord man, you're the FREAKIN PRES OF THE UNITED STATES! You just fired the FBI director, have your story and message down before people go out there!! It wasnt like a small detail, you said you fired him under the advice from the DOJ, now its you were going to anyway. Personally i dont think this is the story as much as the firing itself, but man this white house is a s---show

[AgadorSparticus]

88. Oh dear god. You can write pages about this. But yet the madman persists...

And I am out of tears.

[Amimnoch]

90. 4x tweets, 4x characteristics of a Fascist.

I have been asserting, and will continue to assert that this beast that leads our country is a complete and bona fide fascist, and if he isn't checked he will end up becoming the first American dictator, and do so with conservative/Republican blessings.

Ref: The fourteen defining characteristics of a Fascist

Tweet 1: "James Comey better hope that there are no "tapes" of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!"
Fascist Characteristic: "12. Obsession with Crime and Punishment - Under fascist regimes, the police are given almost limitless power to enforce laws. The people are often willing to overlook police abuses and even forego civil liberties in the name of patriotism. There is often a national police force with virtually unlimited power in fascist nations. "
Elaboration: There's actually a couple of characteristics this one could fall under, but this is a textbook example of a fascist leader removing non-sympathetic law enforcement leadership for the purpose of obfuscation of his own crimes, and to instill his own, more supportive law enforcement leadership. It's not even a veiled move. It's also now to threaten punishment and silence the ex-official.

Tweet 2: "Maybe the best thing to do would be to cancel all future "press briefings" and hand out written responses for the sake of accuracy??? "
Fascist Characteristic: "6. Controlled Mass Media - Sometimes to media is directly controlled by the government, but in other cases, the media is indirectly controlled by government regulation, or sympathetic media spokespeople and executives. Censorship, especially in war time, is very common. "
Elaboration: Does this one really need any? One of many.. many.. MANY attacks on the media to discredit it and divert from his own actions, words, and deeds.

Tweet 3: "As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!"
Fascist Characteristic: "13. Rampant Cronyism and Corruption - Fascist regimes almost always are governed by groups of friends and associates who appoint each other to government positions and use governmental power and authority to protect their friends from accountability. It is not uncommon in fascist regimes for national resources and even treasures to be appropriated or even outright stolen by government leaders."
Elaboration: Rather and accept and own his own words, and the words of his surrogates, he continuously rephrases, and changes outright what he says. He has installed completely unqualified cronies and now speaks to defend their complete lack of qualification by trying to say 'we're not perfect'. If they were qualified, honest, transparent, and honorable, there would be no need to defend. It's also a backhanded attack on the media (another of the characteristics) for having the audacity to accurately report their words as spoken.

Tweet 4: "Again, the story that there was collusion between the Russians & Trump campaign was fabricated by Dems as an excuse for losing the election. "
Fascist Characteristic: "14. Fraudulent Elections - Sometimes elections in fascist nations are a complete sham. Other times elections are manipulated by smear campaigns against or even assassination of opposition candidates, use of legislation to control voting numbers or political district boundaries, and manipulation of the media. Fascist nations also typically use their judiciaries to manipulate or control elections." AND "6. Controlled Mass Media - Sometimes to media is directly controlled by the government, but in other cases, the media is indirectly controlled by government regulation, or sympathetic media spokespeople and executives. Censorship, especially in war time, is very common. "
Elaboration: Attacking the media, hiding corruption, and doing everything they can to ensure a thorough investigation is blocked, or at the very least controlled by him with regards to the first US election where direct foreign manipulation is widely suspected.

This president is a fascist. He displays all 14 of 14 of the characteristics.