When Trump writes his memoirs, what will be the title of the his book?

[imanamerican63]

The Circus of the Orange Clown?

Give your thoughts?

[sharedvalues]

1. Dear Warden

The first line will be

"I am writing to complain about last week's Salisbury steak. Also, the prison yard has no golf clubs."

[murielm99]

9. And they don't provide enough ketchup!

Can Ivanka bring me some on her next visit? What do you mean she is in the women's prison across the state? Sad.

[sharedvalues]

48. +100

Exactly

[PsychoBabble]

2. "Crayons Don't Write Good"

"How I persevered to write my Executive Orders from jail ... and you can too!"

[unblock]

3. The greatest show on earth

[shraby]

4. Jailhouse Rock

[hibbing]

5. The Art of the Steal

[Docreed2003]

14. Damn...came to post the same thing!!! Lol!!!

[mahina]

21. +1

[SeattleVet]

6. "My Struggle"

How could it be anything else?

[Elwood P Dowd]

11. +1000 (nm)

[mahina]

22. +10

Snort

[uponit7771]

35. +1

[sharedvalues]

47. Well done!

Cheeto would probably use that title and never realize the connection.

[duncang]

7. Maybe

How great a Prez. Trump was!!! They even fitted me with this special jacket.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. How The Sad Failing Media And Stupid Liberals Unfairly Made Me Not Be President Any More.

Chapter I: I Hired The Best People Who Are All Stupid And Unfair

Chapter II: The Most Important World Leaders Come to Mar-A-Lago And They Are Very, Very Impressed

Chapter III: Why I Fired The Unfairly Tall FBI Director Whose Hands Are Not Bigger Than Mine

Chapter IV: I Never Had Any Business Deals With Russia And The People Who Said So Are Unfair And Sad

Chapter V: Vladimir Putin Has Never Been Unfair About The Deals I Did Not Have With Russia

Chapter VI: An Unfair So-Called Investigation Said My Campaign Colluded With The Russians Which Is Unfair and Sad Because I Won The Election By The Biggest Margin Ever And They Didn't Help Much At All

Chapter VII: The Unfair Liberal So-Called Congress Said I Should Be Impeached But They Are Stupid And Sad So I Decided To Not Be President And It Was All My Decision.

[dalton99a]

15. Soon to be ranked #1 on Amazon by extremely avid readers (human and nonhuman) of Moscova_Book_Club

[furtheradu]

19. DAYUMMMMM! FRICKIN AWWWWWSOME!

& it takes some doin to make me cuss in front of God & ever'body!!

[mahina]

23. +20

[uponit7771]

36. +1

[ProudLib72]

10. See Don Run! nt

[Binkie The Clown]

29. Ha! That was my first thought. Who are you and why are you reading my mind? :) :) n/t

[Solly Mack]

12. Believe Me: Bigly Thoughts from the Most Popular President - Ever.

[mzteaze]

13. Well..

Tweets from Prison

Why Didn't I Get Sent to a Nicer Prison?

Bigly Tales from the Big House

[spiderpig]

16. Let Me Tell You VeryVery Bigly It's a Horrible Disaster and I'm the Best

It will have to debut on audio since we know he doesn't read.

[BainsBane]

17. The Art of the Long Con

[Jeroen]

18. The Big Bigly

[mahina]

20. "Fucked: Prison is better with your family and friends", by Donald J. Trump

This is not a post about prison rape. This is about a man who is going to prison from the white house. I don't appreciate it when people minimize the crisis of prison rape and want to make sure nobody thinks that's my point.

Also, I try not to swear. Still.

[McCamy Taylor]

24. Trick question. He can't spell. How can he write?

[eShirl]

25. "ME: Me Me Me Me by Donald J Trump"

[smirkymonkey]

34. Hah! Beat me to it!

[Cha]

26. "I'm a Fucking Idiot.. Whadda ya Gonna About It?"

[global1]

27. Trump On Trump....nt

[moonscape]

28. "When Trump writes... "?? LOL n/t

[50 Shades Of Blue]

30. From Russia With Love

[orleans]

31. "why am i such an asshole; your guess is as good as mine but not as good" n/t

[pressbox69]

32. Okay So They Impeached Me *

* They Can't Kick Me Out Of The WWE Wrestling Hall Of Fame.

[greymattermom]

33. I wrote this book. Believe me.

It's a bigly book. With lots of bigly words in it.

[forgotmylogin]

37. Each page can only have 120 characters.

[oasis]

38. "Steal This Country"

[neeksgeek]

56. I was thinking "The Art of the Steal"

But yours is better.

[oasis]

57. Abbie Hoffman would get a kick out of both.

[alwaysinflux]

39. If I did it

Thread closed. 😂

[C_U_L8R]

40. Ghostwritten.

[snort]

41. The "First Lady",

A conjugal tale.

[JI7]

42. Roger Stone or Steve Bannon will write it

[redwitch]

43. "Me, Me, Me" nt

[ucrdem]

44. The Prick

to Niccolo

[TheBlackAdder]

45. Donald Trump Sing Sing's the Blues -or- Trump's Orange is the New Orange

.



.

[Tanuki]

46. All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy

All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy.....

[Donkees]

49. ''Arrrhh, I don't Rememberrr. Maybee that's whaat I said!''

[DFW]

50. Among others: The Gropes of Wrath, The Great Fatsby, Donald in Blunderland, Profiles in Pillage, and

As I Lay Lying
All The President’s Spin
The World According to Grope
Crime Not Punishment
To Mock a Killingbird
Don Biscotte
Great Exasperations
Donald Flopperfield
The Call of the Child

[ucrdem]

54. Odor in the Cathedral

Sometimes a Great Portion

[Purrfessor]

51. From the White House to Leavenworth: How I, Donald Trump, Went From...

Being the Most Powerful Man in the World to the Most Bent Over Man in the World

[MoonRiver]

52. SAD!

[DFW]

53. By the time he actually gets to writing: "I Me Big Great How Did Wonderful Not Sad Trump Greatest"

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

55. The Holy Babble

[tblue37]

58. He doesn't read or write. His books are all ghost written. nt