I saw a cool button today:

[kpete]

Creationists shouldn't be allowed to use fossil fuels.

http://www.eschatonblog.com/2017/05/creationism-and-prisons.html#comment-3305701150

[Leith]

1. That's Very Good

but creationists think that Jesus put it in the ground for them in its present form. Just never mind that it has to be processed to be useful and that it had little use until the 20th century. And especially never mind that he put it mainly in Muslim countries.

[dawg]

2. You are so wrong. It wasn't Jesus!