BREAKING NEWS: Nobel Committee awards Peace Prize to Donald Trump for leaking info to Russia.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Noting the President's May 16, 2017 tweet where he claimed he provided sensitive intelligence information obtained by a US ally for "humanitarian reasons", Breit Reiss-Anderson, chairman of the Norwegian Nobel Committee reported said, "Fuck it", dispensed with all rules and procedures for the 2017 award, an unilaterally awarded Trump the prize seven months early. As to other nominees--including the Syrian White Helmets, Pope Francis and Saudi dissident blogger Raif Badawi--Reiss-Anderson went on record saying they could "suck it" and that "Trump said he passed on hyper-sensitive information to the Russian government for 'humanitarian reasons'....what part of 'humanitarian reasons' do you stupid assholes not understand?"


Details at Eleven.

[C_U_L8R]

1. And every single Republican

gets their very own Darwin Award.

[hlthe2b]

2. SOOOO NOT Funny. n/t

[L. Coyote]

3. Fortunately, the insanity ends at the US border.

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