My husband is forcing me to watch Hannity

[sarah FAILIN]

Just for a few minutes, but OHMYGOD!!!

NOTHING. NOTHING about anything we are talking about. Talking about the horrible press needing to submit questions to be answered and about the Seth Rich murder which is going to be the biggest story of the century, lol. Wow. This has been hilarious. My chest is hurting living through all this again to be honest. I REALLY can't believe anyone believes this crap.

[kimbutgar]

1. That's spousal abuse!!!!!

(Snark)

[ProudLib72]

2. Domestic abuse!

Yes, they seem to find anything else to talk about besides real news.

[sarah FAILIN]

5. Really insane

We actually used to listen to Hannity back when he was local to us and MUCH less crazy. He started out at the little talk radio in Florence Alabama I believe and they talked about local issues so maybe he didn't have a reason to be insane. Not the case now, lol. Honestly gave me chest pains listening to that crap.

[democratisphere]

3. You must get an order of protection.

No one should be forced to endure such horrific abuse.

[sarah FAILIN]

7. I'll just make him sleep with the dogs tonight

He is a good house husband and cleans the house so I have to keep him around, lol.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

14. NOT sleeping with the dog is punishment in my house.

[sarah FAILIN]

16. Ours always sleeps on my side of the bed

I wish she wouldn't because she gets right up under me and I can't be comfortable. Not tonight lol.

[Flaleftist]

4. Um, he's just checking in to see how full of shit

he is, right?

[sarah FAILIN]

6. Actually..

Hannity used to be local for us before he hit the big time, but we haven't followed him since he left. Occasionally we tune in to see what the other side is saying when something big hits. It was terrible.

[Initech]

8. They're trying to get more conspiracy theory bullshit going?

[sarah FAILIN]

10. Yes

I stopped watching though when he got to the bringing down Trump conspiracy. Trump is doing a darn fine job of that on his own.

[Initech]

22. Yes he is!

[Amaryllis]

9. I turn on FAUX every now and then just to remind myself that they live in a completely alternative

universe that doesn't intersect mine.

[Thrill]

11. FBI and Pete Williams already debunked this nonsense

But you knew this blowhard would keep running with it.

[sarah FAILIN]

20. Desperation IMO

I would have long ago turned on Trump if I were a rep but he is desperate to keep his audience of crazy freaks. $$$$

[MelissaB]

12. Message deleted by DU the Administrators

[sarah FAILIN]

18. It is like an alternative reality nt

[LisaL]

13. Grounds for divorce if you ask me.

[panader0]

15. I don't know what channel Faux is on.

[sarah FAILIN]

17. I use the guide to find it nt

[ProfessorGAC]

31. I Know On My System

That's because i went to those channels and used the X1 master to block it on every TV in the house. I don't want anyone tuning to that channel, even by accident.

[Leith]

19. Get a Restraining Order

[sarah FAILIN]

21. lol!

He cooked Mississippi pot roast yesterday! Well, he put it what I told him to on the phone into the crockpot and turned it on... but it was really good so I have to keep him.

[Leith]

25. Glad You Saw the Humor

I was a bit concerned about not including the sarc smiley.

Well, you said that he cooks and he's a good husband. Does he pick up after himself? If so, just let him have his "30 seconds to make sure Hannity is still crazy" moments. Keep an eye on him so he doesn't slip and fall into the black hole to the alternate universe.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

23. You could cite this as grounds for divorce.

Or, if you do something really drastic, just get me on the jury.

[JHan]

24. Did you turn it into a drinking game? Everytime he spouts some BS, take a sip.

by the end of the show, all the alcohol would blur any horrible residual memories.

[underpants]

26. My wife has been listening into some Rush at lunchtime

She knows I listen to see what the next line of BS is going to be.

Last week she worked late and caught some Hannity (on tape here) on the way home. She's was amazed at how nonsensical he is. Compared to Rush he's not even in the same league. Her take on Hannity was about the same as yours - rambling victimization filled with inside jokes and catch phrases. She had to ask me about a few references he made because it was like he was speaking another language.

[Dulcinea]

27. I despise Sean Hannity with every fiber of my being.

Being forced to watch him should be a violation of the Geneva Convention. You can just tell he was the big, stupid bully in grade school who would beat up little kids for their lunch money, but turn tail & run if anyone fought back. He's a coward, as most bullies are.

[Throck]

30. Quiet

NSA reads your posts.

[Throck]

28. Call the Pope

Confess your sins and ask for forgiveness. 4-5 shots of gin will wash it from your brain.

[imanamerican63]

29. Malaina is that you?

I feel terrible for you! Good luck with finding a way not to watch?

[peggysue2]

32. Fox Watch

One of my sons tuned in Fox News while all this craziness was erupting, He's been sending me texts on various hosts--Tucker Carlson, for instance, who has said 'everyday brings new revelations about James Comey' because obviously he is the bad guy. Or Hannity who is convinced the ratings are being driven by alt-left (love this) media focused on the circus pageantry of the 'gotcha' question. Remedy? Have journalists submit 5 questions in advance that will be answered in writing--ditch press briefings. And then, Breitbart News claims that the Deep State and all its nefarious agencies are purposely leaking damaging, classified information to smear poor Donny.

I've told my son I'm glad he's doing this 'research' so I don't have to. Watching or reading any of these sites would require that I perform an immediate eye bleach.

And yes, my son's observation is that Fox and its affiliated sites = an absolute alternate reality.