The only way this could get more insane

[Egnever]

If Trump goes out of the country then asks for asylum in one of the countries he is visiting.

If that happened I think my head would literally explode...

[Solly Mack]

1. Besides Russia, and let's face it, Putin doesn't really want him, who would take Trump?

The United Arab Emirates?

[herding cats]

2. If anyone is fool enough to accept him...

We'd be wise to scream "no backsies" and cancel his visa before they figure out the error of their way.

Ah, if only cleansing our nation of his stain were so easy. Instead we're in for many, many months of Congress duking it out over his administration's crimes vs. the agenda the Republicans want to drive home before they have to admit they knowingly endorsed a dangerous idiot to further their own greedy, selfish, Republican mega donors goals.

We're in for a bumpy ride, but I'm more hopeful our democracy will survive tonight than I've been in the past few months. Battered and bruised, but still stable enough to heal again with time, hopefully.

[Solly Mack]

4. Well, yeah. That would be part of any deal - he can't come back here.

AND he has to take his entire family.

I saw an article the other day talking about Ivanka as president - and they meant it.

[herding cats]

6. Oh, hell no!

I'm not accepting any "legacy" crap from this corrupt family of con artist! Seriously, she has nothing to offer but ineptitude, just like her father.

Here's to wishing her daddy leaves a bitter enough taste in American's mouths that she becomes the next Jeb! to go down in a wash of humiliation.

[Solly Mack]

7. They do put the nasty in dynasty.

[bathroommonkey76]

8. Ecuador

I could see him and Julian Assange being roommates.

[bagelsforbreakfast]

3. He will trade places with Kim Jong-un...

And claim "it's perfectly legal."

Mitch and Ryan will go along.

McCain and Susan Collins will mutter into their soup but vote along with the others.

The Freedom Caucus will support Kim Jong-un's agenda as long as it includes tax cuts for the 1%.

Trump will inspire new hairstyles and introduce tanning booths in Korea.

Then Uday and Qusay will sell the story, A TALE OF TWO A**HOLES to Hollywood.

Lavar Bell will produce.

And somehow it will star Kim Kardashian as Donald Trump.

And Wolf Blizter will spend a week on the story with footage repeating every 20 minutes.

[StevieM]

5. Trump will pardon himself, and all guilty co-conspirators, before leaving office.

And it could get more insane, or at least more sickening, if Jason Chaffetz was named vice-president.

Ben Carson is another insane possibility.

[Kablooie]

9. Israel. Please let him ask for asylum in Israel.

[mopinko]

10. which countries have drumph properties?

i could actually accept that as a resolution. trapped inside one of his properties, in some dreadful place.
we file charges against him and he doesnt dare come back.

then he has to pay through the nose for someone to smuggle his money into whatever country is cursed w him. dies in exile.
oh the drama.
oh the popcorn.

[Egnever]

11. Popcorn indeed