Listen up SJWs, All Of The Planets Are Men!

[wildeyed]

(Satire from The Onion, in case you are impaired)

This is every single debate with these morons, ever.

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/might-not-be-politically-correct-enough-you-overly-1411

Like it or not, I’m the kind of guy who says the truth whether or not it’s unpopular. I don’t cater to so-called political correctness or some sort of progressive agenda. So, I don’t care if this offends all you overly sensitive social justice warriors out there who make a living out of getting outraged over basic facts, but all of the planets are men.

When you look up into the night sky, do you see any women? No. You see a bunch of gigantic dudes hanging around in space, orbiting the sun. This is empirically true, and anyone who isn’t an SJW blinded by some toxic progressive agenda can see it clearly.

Sorry, but that’s just the way it is. Mars is a big man. Venus is a man with a booming deep voice. Mercury is a man with a high-pitched voice like a little boy. Jupiter is a grade-A slab of man-beef. Every planet in the solar system is a man and none of them are women. It’s just simple logic.

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If all you SJWs out there don’t like what I have to say, then all I can reply is, come at me. Try to vilify me just for using logic and reason to prove my points about the gender of the planets and how that gender is man. Better yet, prove me wrong. I dare you. Show me the evidence that proves that any of the planets are women.

Oh, that’s right, you can’t. Because all of the planets are big bouncing boys.

[Sculpin Beauregard]

1. Trashing thread for adolescent-grade 'satire' & trolling

[demmiblue]

4. I don't think she/he is trolling.

It's not like she/he has only been here for a couple of months and has multiple hides.

This is a long-time DUer in good standing.

[MineralMan]

2. Clickhole.com - You posted from that click-bait site?

Why?

BTW, Venus isn't a man. The writer of this nonsense is an idiot.

[wildeyed]

3. Clickhole is The Onion.

It's a parody of clickbait. I SAID it was satire in the first line.

[RedWedge]

5. Message deleted by DU the Administrators

[wildeyed]

6. I think they are issued a list of fallacies and ridiculous claims when they are inducted.

Sometime I skip arguing with them completely and go straight to my own list of fallacies. Or Obama memes. They HATE Obama memes. It's like their Kryptonite

[The Polack MSgt]

7. I like it. It is the same logic you will always get...

From an MRA or RWNJ.

"It's obvious that my unlikely assertions are correct - because I made them"

[wildeyed]

8. All the planets are men!

Prove to me that they are not!

That's a popular line of reasoning too. They try to get you so wound up defending the indefensible that you either give up or look like a fool. In addition to Obama memes, I like to copy/paste their posts and substitute my own words to flip the script on them. That usually frustrates them too.