Psst..."Excuse me Mr. President...we have another problem!"

[titaniumsalute]

Can you even imagine having to be the one who has walked into the Oval Office or WH private living quarters each day this week to tell Donald Drumpf what was currently going on? How much money would someone have to pay you top be the one telling Donald yesterday that they just hired Mueller to investigate him? LOL. Oh to be a fly on those walls.

[mercuryblues]

1. I would do that job for free

Did I mention I am evil? I would tell him in a way that would get maximum outrage, then hand him his phone. But 1st I would make sure he ate, preferably something that would give him indigestion.

[titaniumsalute]

2. Ha!

[luvMIdog]

3. lol me too

[niyad]

6. make sure it is something cholesterol-laden.

[hlthe2b]

4. I can't imagine entering the living quarters first thing, given Trumps reported routine "diet"

without needing a gas mask, frankly. He is so boorish, I'd bet he lets 'em rip and dares anyone to react or acknowledge.

[mopinko]

5. or a bug in the lampshade.

[Wounded Bear]

7. Bad news in a good way...

[BigDemVoter]

8. Hell, I'd PAY to do it!

I would just be doubled over with laughter each time I saw that orange, fucking, pussy grabber lose it every day!

[L. Coyote]

9. Borowitz: "Obama Avoided Having Special Prosecutor Through Devious Tactic of Not Breaking Law"

This should be tweeted at Trump 1,000 times an hour.

Link to tweet