Holy shit his followers are cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!

[luvMIdog]

They really think if we get rid of 45 it will bring on Armageddon. This woman just told me I was evil and going against God & that God was not happy with my kind and that she and her kind would be plucked up and 'saved' and me and my evil kind would be left here and destroyed in Armageddon. Then she talked about how everyone is deserting poor brave 45 and he is trying to fight the evil all alone. What the heck is wrong with their brains? They are NUTS. I just told her " Lady he IS the evil and hung up.

[Raster]

1. I can't resist...

[luvMIdog]

6. thanks that made me laugh :D

[Raster]

16. welcome...

...

[Bayard]

37. ROFL !!

Coffee shooting out the nose!

[TheBlackAdder]

2. They are fucking nutz....

[workinclasszero]

39. /thread

[whathehell]

3. Do you live in a very red area?

Sigh... I know..Just when you get him they can't get nuttier, they do

[luvMIdog]

5. yeah I do, but that phone call was from Louisiana. Step relatives that I never go see

[whathehell]

19. Yep..

Looney tunes they are. I have redneck relatives, but FWIW, they're not, at least, adding some weird religious interpretation to the whole thing....Gotta be thankful for small things.

[cilla4progress]

4. It's a cult

I tell you!

Desperate followers seeking a savior willing to believe anything! I pity and despise them!

[mainstreetonce]

9. Cult45

Yup!

[cilla4progress]

20. Oh

SNAP!



I hope to come back in my next life as a punster!

[NCTraveler]

7. How is 45 fighting evil alone when he has her on his side.

That makes no sense.

[ExciteBike66]

8. I don't understand

shouldn't they WANT Armageddon/the Rapture to happen? Is she really saying she is not interested in being plucked up to heaven without even having to go through the pain of death?

[luvMIdog]

10. I dunno they're nuts they just follow those tv evangelists

[cyclonefence]

11. I thought bringing on the Rapture was a good thing

In fact, if bringing on the Rapture means Trump supporters will be magically removed from Earth, I'd be more than willing to deal with the Four Horsemen. Sounds like win-win to me.

[Wednesdays]

12. Why are you calling them?

Why are they calling you? Are you host of a radio program?

[luvMIdog]

13. no they call me a few times a year to bug me. They are from my step parents side of the family

[Achilleaze]

14. republican support for an anti-christ-like liar & cheater has always been high

Thus in their beloved republican Draft Dodger-in-Chief, Comrade Casino, many republicans feel they are at long last being rewarded for holding fast to their shifty, sleazeball "values."

[luvMIdog]

15. you know they used to say Bill Clinton was the anti Christ. Now they say it's the dems

[justiceischeap]

18. The world is so bad that we now need multiple Anti-Christs?

I'm pretty sure they didn't extrapolate that from the Bible.

[luvMIdog]

21. they say we are his army LOL

[justiceischeap]

22. Is there a gif of Jesus banging his head on a table somewhere ?

Guess not. I'll use this instead.

[luvMIdog]

23. *chuckle*

[maryellen99]

17. If my husband's family found out I was liberal, I don't think they would like me anymore

They are conservative "Christians" who love them some Trump. Heck one of my husband's aunts FB posts came up on my feed asking to sign a petition to save Tim Allen's show

[maxrandb]

24. "What the heck is wrong with their brains?"

AM Hate Radio

If you listen to that shit for 5 minutes, you'd understand why some of them would be happy to just gas the rest of us.

[lunasun]

25. Ask them how soon they can be plucked up. The sooner the better

[Wounded Bear]

40. ...and make sure you're in their will...

[DinahMoeHum]

26. Where is this Armageddon, anyway?

'cause the last time I checked, there ain't no such thing in the Bible.

[pnwest]

27. They're starting to lose their shit, alright...

...I was "taken to the shed" today, too, by a friend of 30 years. He's been lashing out a bit at me in FB for my anti-trump memes and posts, taking them very personally and asking me why cant I just shut up and give Trump a chance? What about all the good stuff he's done, yada yada.... Then this morning he sent me a FB message saying he'd "reviewed" (??!!!!!) all my FB posts and all my Trump posts were negative, then a long rant about Trump shit I skipped through, ending with "Goodbye, my wife and I will pray for you"! What a cliche!

They're feeling stupid for having been duped, but rather than admit that voting for him was stupid, they're lashing out at us for pointing it out.

And whatever mental gymnastics they're using to connect Trump to God, and righteousness is.......well, it's beyond my ability to fathom!

[luvMIdog]

29. I know it's freaky! They think God sent them a complete sleaze to part the water for them

[TNLib]

28. Are they elderly? I'm starting to have issues with elderly relatives

It's not just Trump but senility seems to be setting in while they are in their early and mid 70's.

[luvMIdog]

30. yeah they are in their 70's. I'm 60. My dad is in his nineties but he's not nuts like that

[TNLib]

31. I think the more active they are the better. I have relative just sits at home and watches TV

she comes up with some bizzarro world stuff.

[zanana1]

41. Have you been to a nursing home lately?

I'll bet the TV was on Fox News in the rec room.

[zanana1]

32. It's an "us vs. them" mentality...

They think that liberals are attacking them personally, so they dig in their heels. It's about identity.

[Smickey]

33. One of the potential side effects of opiod use over time is

aggitation and even anger. I wonder if the alt right and their ilk are all....doped up?
I am not making light of pain or its treatment.
Just an observation.

[luvMIdog]

34. I think it's tv evangelicals and evangelical preachers that rile them up and

it's not just the old people. It young ones too. They listen to preachers tell them what to think about politics.

[GulfCoast66]

35. I always ask them

If I can have their car!

Their heads normally explode

[HughBeaumont]

36. That's like Margaret White-level fucked up.

Schtroumpf is probably the LEAST religious president we've had in a while (unless one considers worship of Mammon) and the fundamentalcases think HE'S some chosen one?

[Iggo]

38. Impeachment would force their god to armageddon us? Sounds like a weak-ass god to me. (n/t)

[Tommy_Carcetti]

42. Trump wants to ban Cocoa Puffs, though.

According to his presser today.