Presser: And 45 does NOT look good.

[nolabear]

What fresh hell is this?

The man looks angry and breathless already.

And his upper lip is sweaty.

[blogslut]

1. Cocaine? Really?

What is this, the 80's?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. No, just fat and out of shape and nervous.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

20. But

he's the healthiest man ever elected to the Presidency!!!

[JHB]

116. The guy from Area 51 said so!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. Maybe he's binging on Narcos on Netflix.

[nolabear]

8. Well he's pretty much stuck there.

The word "humanitarian" just came out of his mouth.

[MontanaMama]

13. Haha! He said "cocoa"

Apparently chocolate is contraband nowadays.
Cocoa is baaaaaaad.

[cyclonefence]

65. I know

I'm telling you, he can't read. He thinks "coca" is how you spell "cocoa." He better send DEA agents out to Hershey PA STAT.

[SunSeeker]

132. LOL Yep. Dumbass never reads except when in front of a teleprompter.

[jmowreader]

150. He'd probably rather raid San Francisco

[malaise]

2. Even the hair's a mess

I give a shit - NOT

[Warpy]

15. How can you tell?

I mean, really, how?

His exercise and eating habits are so poor that I don't doubt the rest. However, that thing on his head always looks rabid.

[DBoon]

53. I feel sorry for the small furry animal with Trump attached to its butt

nt

[keithbvadu2]

128. flannel moth caterpillar face

flannel moth caterpillar face
.
Trump's hair makes a getaway. - (video)
.
http://tinyurl.com/kyv73t4
.
flannel moth caterpillar face
.

[Kleveland]

107. Are you sure...

That you don't mean "that thing that is supposed to be his head looks rabid"?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. The Madman looks tired and defeated.

Good.

I hope he's not sleeping at all.

[demmiblue]

11. That is my impression, as well. n/t

[Tommy_Carcetti]

21. Just think, tomorrow he flies halfway around the world.

He thinks he's tired now.....

[demmiblue]

46. I was going to comment that his affect is in part due to the fact that he is dreading the trip.

Oh, he will be tired... physically, but more so, psychologically. He cannot cope in an environment in which he does not have absolute control.

[NBachers]

131. We'll see if he does the Obama Bounce with no hands on the rail as he comes charging down the steps

of Air Force One.

[csziggy]

141. I'm surprised that Dolt45 hasn't insisted on having an elevator installed

So he doesn't have to walk downstairs. Or a transporter.

[Louis1895]

144. Or an escalator

[keithbvadu2]

130. When the 3:00am call comes in, he will already be awake.

When the 3:00am call comes in, he will already be awake.

But he will be too busy tweeting to answer the phone.

[Saboburns]

6. His orange make up is wrong today.

Worst I have seen him look.

And thats saying something.

[dhol82]

17. His makeup is really weird

Maybe he doesn't have any on and he is just plethoric?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

30. He looks more orange than usual, and it's not his usual shade.

It's more pumpkin than tangerine. And he's sweaty, jowly and bloated. It also looks like he's gained a lot of weight since the election. Too much beautiful chocolate cake with two scoops of ice cream?

[lunatica]

103. Aah! The finer subtleties of makeup application!

Melanie didn't teach him too well. Or maybe he thinks he knows better than she does.

[jpak]

7. He wants to stop "Cocoa" production?

[nolabear]

12. NOOOOOO! Not the cocoa!!

Twitweasel.

[George II]

123. Go to about the 50 second mark:

[ismnotwasm]

24. I can't look--he really said cocoa?

Holy fucking shit.

[CentralMass]

41. He probably snorted some by accident.

[MontanaMama]

63. He said it!

Cocoa production is a problem. Even my 12 year old caught it. Dying!!! He's such a piece of work.

[MineralMan]

80. That evil cocoa powder. It's ruining our youth.

[ismnotwasm]

90. Oh lord

That's it. In honor of this moment I'm gonna make some yummy fudge--I just needed the least excuse.

[MineralMan]

95. Well, I just broke off a piece of a nice 70% dark chocolate bar,

in celebration of the evil cacao bean.

[ismnotwasm]

105. Heh!

[haele]

52. C'mon; Coca and Cocoa only have one vowel difference.

Easy to mix up. And they're both stimulants...
How much you want to bet that Drumpf was just told by Uncle Jeffie where Cocaine really came from in preparation of this presser?

Haele

[anneboleyn]

76. That isn't the only difference...

[haele]

87. 10 - 40 years ago, I would have lead an impeachment effort within a month myself

if he had actually attempted to outlaw Cocoa production.


(sorry if some people may be offended by this joke, it is a bit off color...even if it was true)

Haele (now 57 and sooo over all that)

[OldHippieChick]

94. I would like to give him some kind of excuse

because he's mixing up cocaine w/ chocolate, but -

Okay, so no I wouldn't. How ignorant do you have to be to not know the difference? And if you are that ignorant how did you ever graduate high school?

[C_U_L8R]

97. First they came for the cocoa

And we did not speak out
Then they came for the marshmallows and...

[skylucy]

104. ...

Thank you! I needed a good laugh today!!

[sarge43]

110. Well, that will get women into the streets with pitchforks and torches

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Chocolate or Revolution!

[JHB]

117. That's just coo-coo!

He's shipping Sonny the Cuckoo Bird's job to Mexico!

(Ok, probably Columbia, but really, you think Donnie cares about the difference?)

[George II]

124. He makes george bush look like Einstein.

[Siwsan]

9. Hmm Looks like NBC is the only network breaking into programs to carry it.

[Mr. Sparkle]

10. Im listening to the audio only and he sounds like he is been held at gunpoint.

[Ilsa]

14. Using the same adjectives over and over.

Very very
Horrible horrible
Take care
Read most of his message.

[nolabear]

18. I saw a report the other day about that.

It's incredible how limited his vocabulary is.

[leftynyc]

29. I remember reading it seemed

he only had a vocabulary of around 200 words.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

37. A border collie named Chaser has a vocabulary of 1,000 words.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/11/24/smart-dog-border-collie-learns-language-grammar/3691967/

[leftynyc]

40. LOL

That's hilarious.

[DBoon]

64. A Border Collie would be a better president

Any dog would show more intelligence and compassion the Trump

[MontanaMama]

68. I have a border collie

And HE would make a fine president. Good dog.

[murielm99]

106. Hey, they are good dogs!

Stop that.

[DBoon]

108. OK, Border Collies should not be president

They should stick to tasks suited to their intelligence like accounting and engineering

Smartest dogs in the world!

[Roland99]

114. He'd guard that border!

[Dave Starsky]

138. I guarantee if a border collie ran against him tomorrow...

That pooch would win in a landslide. Maybe even restore some of our country's standing in the world.

[Kleveland]

109. I think 200 is being generous myself....

"That I can tell you"

[leftynyc]

143. Believe me!

Are we sick of winning yet? And you

[suffragette]

99. He speaks like a skipping record, repeating a word in 3 or so sentences before moving to the next.

Special was another one he kept skipping on.

[PA Democrat]

16. He looks and sounds sedated.

[BumRushDaShow]

19. He's so fucking embarrasing

[L. Coyote]

22. streaming LIVE:

[erronis]

118. Lotsa nothing until 52:50.

I had time to take a good Drump, swill another non-USA beer, scratch my made-in-the-usa cajones, think about another Drump - and then it appears!

[OnDoutside]

23. He looks like Thunder, the bulldog chewing a wasp.

[nolabear]

28. LOL!

[nolabear]

25. I so wish one of these leaders would say

"Are you people insane, electing this incompetent fool?"

[titaniumsalute]

26. I don't think Trump is a coke head...

He would have done that in the 80s and been dead by now. As far as I know he doesn't even drink. But 70 years of KFC, buttered biscuits, mashed taters and gravy, fast-food burgers, etc. with ZERO exercise is catching up to him. Maybe thinking of Roger Ailes keeling over today has him nervous for his own coronary.

[Buckeyeblue]

51. The shit you listed

Is probably worse than cocaine. He's at that age where a lifetime of poor eating and no exercise are catching up. A major health event wouldn't surprise me.

[titaniumsalute]

146. Agreed. Roger Ailes anyone?

[leftynyc]

27. Is it outside?

It's over 90 degrees in NYC so no doubt hotter in DC. But he always sounds like he's 5 minutes from a heart attack.

[BumRushDaShow]

33. Looks like the East Room.

[leftynyc]

35. Then

worried out of his mind it is.

[BumRushDaShow]

39. Here it comes!

"Witch hunt"

[leftynyc]

43. Did he really?

This clown sees it as mandatory that he embarrass us every single day.

[BumRushDaShow]

44. Yup

and wants "to bring the country together" and we should be talking about the "tremendous tremendous progress with jobs" and General Mattis and....



(the question was whether he had any comments about the appointment of a Special Counsel)

[erronis]

122. Nice boy, Donnie. You can actually read! From a script prepared by someone more professional

I'd hate to give any kudos to the AEI or other right-wink spewing sources.

Being a speechwriter for you has to be the bottom of the barrel. Kellie-Anne may know or her male alter-ego Coulter.

[Flaleftist]

77. I noticed he threw in there

after he said he wasn't guilty of collusion, he couldn't speak for he rest of his campaign.

[BumRushDaShow]

84. He always makes sure to protect himself first

He is the center of the universe!

[Cha]

148. Maybe he saw this..

Link to tweet

BRDS

[BumRushDaShow]

149. LOL!!!!

Mahalo Cha!

[nolabear]

31. He looks bored, keeps mugging at audience members.

For someone who's been in front of cameras so much he fakes it worse than anyone I've ever seen.

[FSogol]

32. 45: "I don't wanna go on a trip. I wanna play golf and tweet with my phone!"

[demmiblue]

47. Lol... yep!

[furtheradu]

34. Listening now..VERY low energy. nt

[Lotusflower70]

74. Lol

That's like Jeb Bush with his low energy having self.

[nolabear]

36. Think he'll eulogize Ailles?

[SummerSnow]

38. He's looking out at the media and he hates them

[nolabear]

42. Aaaaaaaaaand they're off! Witch hunt poor me

[nolabear]

45. I wish I could be interested in Columbia. All I can see is the dumpster fire.

[JohnnyLib2]

48. Not sure how much he was off script, but that was one dreadful script anyway.

Very strange.

[MrScorpio]

49. He looks like he's been glazed

Having a waxy sheen on you can't be good.

[mhw]

70. Rofl.. haahaa

Glazed

[MineralMan]

85. A glazed orange doughnut. I'll have two, thanks.

[RKP5637]

102. That's it! That is what he looked like!!!! n/t

[BumRushDaShow]

50. Question to Santos - "Do you agree with 'the wall'"

Annnnndddd... he is completely (diplomatically) talking about everything else but that!

AND DRUMPF - "That was a very long answer. Walls work ask Israel".

[nolabear]

57. And 45 jumped in and "corrected" him.

Jesus.

[lostnfound]

58. "Walls work. Just ask Israel." - trumps answer.

Oh wow. Is that what working looks like? How many years?

[Lotusflower70]

55. To be fair

Has he ever looked good? Every time I see him he looks like crap.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

56. Once again, a foreign leader who speaks English as a second language shows up Trump. nt

[demmiblue]

59. Oh, he looks pissed about the wall question/comment.

Arsehole.

[eleny]

60. I missed it on purpose

I just can't take it anymore. But am grateful for all who report their observations. It really helps to have a laugh. Nothing beats DUers with cast iron stomachs and a terrific sense of humor to keep me chuckling!

[BumRushDaShow]

61. Insulting Comey now! "Very upopular with people"

He's really digging ain't he?

[blogslut]

62. "Walls work. Just ask Israel."

OMFG

[3catwoman3]

66. I can't watch. I just can't.

I finished lunch a few minutes ago, and I'd rather it stayed down.

[BumRushDaShow]

71. They need a big hook to pull him out of the room.

[JHB]

119. I'll settle for a gong and Chuck Barris resurrected for 10 minutes

[BumRushDaShow]

121. I was thinking that too but then wanted him GONE out of the room!

[BumRushDaShow]

67. Insulting the FBI now - how they were during "the campaign"

and how he had a "successful campaign".

He's now going Sarah Palin word salad - onto Obamacare.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

73. Hmm....I wonder how going after the FBI will look to the new Special Prosecutor.

Former FBI Director Robert Mueller.

[BumRushDaShow]

79. Mueller knows all about

"behavioral profiles" and this one's "profile" is off the charts crazy.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

83. One of my all time favorite scenes from The Wire:

[nolabear]

69. "I cherish the FBI. It's special."

Oh god, he just threw in another self-congratulations on his campaign.

And he's off on a stump speech! He's gone rogue!

Greatest hits...

[greymattermom]

72. His face looks more bloated that usual

to me.

[nolabear]

75. Okay that was funny. Advice to 45 on perseverance.

Endeavor to persevere.

[samnsara]

78. i dont want him to die in office!.....

I want him to be disgraced and have that follow him the rest of his life...

[BumRushDaShow]

81. Done. 4:36pm ET

[nolabear]

82. Well that was stupid.

Pretty much disinterest and lies.

[Flaleftist]

86. He had a hard time reading that.

I've seen grade school kids do a better job of reading reports in front of a class.

[RKP5637]

88. And WTF did they paint/smear on his face. Here, he looks oranger than Boner ever did. n/t

[BumRushDaShow]

93. Could be sunburn along with the orange pancake makeup

It's pretty toasty along the I95 cities today (90s with humidity)!

[jmowreader]

151. It looks like they changed to an all new shade of orange paint

And they still haven't told the stupid bastard he needs to do his eyelids.

[spiderpig]

89. He comes across as a complete and utter moron.

...and in other news...

[superpatriotman]

91. Yay! I did not watch.

Did the Colombian President bring him a little package?

[BumRushDaShow]

96. That's what I wanted to know

(probably some really high grade fine stuff too - although maybe not from this guy directly but someone in his entourage)

[smirkymonkey]

92. Can anybody post any video or text for those of us still at work?

Or just a head shot so we can see how awful he looks? I have a feeling that he is not going to hold up well on this trip.

[BumRushDaShow]

98. Video from CSPAN

https://www.c-span.org/video/?428724-1/president-trump-holds-news-conference-colombian-president

[smirkymonkey]

136. Thanks for posting! He does look like hell!

And sounds like it too. What planet is he living on? Where his last 100 days has been tremendous and the country has been turned around by the "fantastic job" he has been doing? Am I missing something here?

[BumRushDaShow]

137. The CNN counter-terrorism analyst Philip Mudd

just tore Drumpf a new one (about the sort of thing you posted) calling him a narcissist and fuming that "he came into my agency (CIA) and stood in front of a wall of the dead (agents) and started talking about the size of his inauguration crowd".

That guy literally blew a gasket but it was righteous rant. You could hear the brief echo when he finished and the other panelists paused briefly before Wolf continued.

[workinclasszero]

100. He's fat as hell, lives on fast food and ice cream

It's a wonder he ain't keeled over from a heart attack already.

[Initech]

113. Garbage in, garbage out.

That must be the secret to why these raging assholes keep living long lives.

[workinclasszero]

115. Mean evil rich people live a long time

And often, the good die young.

It seems to be the way of this damned world at least to a cynical old man like me.

[Iggo]

101. Colombia is not Mexico, you fucking moron. (n/t)

[Still In Wisconsin]

111. Was he sniffing and snuffling like he was during the debates?

[Initech]

112. Too much char!

[BHDem53]

120. Tang he looks terrible.

[cubbies01]

125. The eyes

They are confused and fearful. He knows his cognitive abilities are failing and failing fast at a time he needs them the most. It won't be long until he can't hide it. He is unwell.

[SergeStorms]

126. This is what happens to someone......

who's never been exposed to the real world. He's been coddled, exposed to ONLY those who'll kiss is ass, and as the old song goes, "where never is heard a discouraging word, and the skies are not cloudy all day". He's going to have a stroke soon, I just know it. Not that I really care, but I'd HATE for ANYONE to feel sorry for him.

[elmac]

127. Nixon looked the same before he resigned. nt

[MFM008]

129. He looks like

The cornered rat that he is.

[Honeycombe8]

133. I noticed he looked ESPECIALLY orange at the press conf. today. ???? Who does his makeup?

I'm guessing he's looking drawn and old, under the pressure, so they're trying to cover up the bags and pale skin?

[linnknee]

134. Healthy Donnie - Remember what his doctor said

HE IS THE HEALTHY PRESIDENT WE HAVE EVER HAD. Which I doubt - both mentally and physically he is a sick sick man.

[BumRushDaShow]

140. You need the obligatory pic of the guy

[SunSeeker]

135. That there is what you call a hot mess. Maybe he had too much "cocoa."

[eleny]

139. Lol! We know how he goes for the extra scoop

[Hekate]

142. Will someone PLEASE escort him to Walter Reed for a checkup before he leaves the country?

I'm sure the team there can come up with multiple reasons why he should not take this trip.

You know the rest.

[frogmarch]

145. A guest on Greta today

(I have never watched her show - I was in another room when it came on) said that things were not looking good for Trump now that a special counsel (he said prosecutor) had been appointed. The guest said that a special prosecutor would be able to dig something up, even if there was nothing to dig up. That sounded to me like the adage that prosecutors could indict a ham sandwich if they wanted to.

[Cha]

147. Maybe he saw this... trump VS Obamacare..

Link to tweet

[greymattermom]

152. Remember the last president who ate McDonald's?

Bill Clinton had to change his eating and exercise habits years ago. Trump never did, and they are the same age.

[spanone]

153. he's mentally unstable. 1000%