Reports that person under investigation in White House is.........Jared Kuschner!!!

[adigal]

Link to tweet

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Poor Ivanka!! Do you think she will bake him a cake with a saw in it!!

[luvMIdog]

1. I think Ivanka is deep in too

[adigal]

3. I would love for that phony craven opportunist to go to jail too

She is despicable. I really don't like her.

[luvMIdog]

7. she has been meeting with Russian and going everywhere

[BigDemVoter]

10. I loathe every member of his family except for that poor kid who's too young to be guilty of

anything. . . . yet.

[adigal]

14. Yes, I wonder who is caring for Baron this week? They may have him permanently

Poor kid.

[JustAnotherGen]

27. Tiffany too

My empathy chip pings for her. And - that short form tax return from the 1990's?

Ill go to my grave believing her mom dropped that.

She was ignored by him - and this has fucked up her life.

[BigDemVoter]

33. Good point. I didn't think of her, as she is not very visible.

[Peachhead22]

2. Mwahahaha

The one person Trump can't throw under the bus.

[justiceischeap]

5. Watch him. nt

[juxtaposed]

9. he would, to save his orange ass

[Nevernose]

12. He loves his children

But only as extensions of himself. He'd cut them off to save himself in a heartbeat, like an animal in a trap chewing it's own foot off.

[adigal]

15. Yes, just like an animal caught in a trap, but the animal doesn't deserve it.

Trump does.

The stomach ache I have had for months is gone tonight.

[elfin]

22. I think he only loves Ivanka

He gives the others busy work with his real estate lawyers doing the real work in the biz.

Jared is the son he wish he had - so gives him important stuff and it makes Ivanka love Daddy even more.

Tiffany and Barron are barely thought of, other than as nuisances draining his wallet a bit.

If Ivanka gets a sad over all this, that will hurt him and make him truly lose it. He won't ever turn on her IMO.

[Peachhead22]

24. But Kushner above all others

Knows "where all the bodies are buried". Not literally, mind you. But any of Trump's tax/mail/wire fraud schemes and other shenanigans from well before Trump took office; You can bet Kushner has extensive knowledge of all of it. If Trump pisses off Kushner enough for Kushner to seek a plea deal, it's an express ticket to a very long prison term for Trump.

[dalton99a]

4. I doubt anyone will spend one day in jail

Trump will give them presidential pardons

[adigal]

18. This will totally destroy the Trump brand, and that might be enough for me

To think of Trump poor, broken, Ivanka trying to hawk her wares on a NYC street corner in the blinding snow on a january afternoon.

I like that.

[MelissaB]

6. Also, Chris Hayes

Link to tweet

[nolabear]

13. BWAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

[adigal]

17. Excellent!!! Thanks for adding weight to this!! nt

[MelissaB]

29. My pleasure.

[juxtaposed]

8. a file not a saw, damn it, it's always a file.

[adigal]

19. Yes, I'm sorry!! I would be terrible at jailbreak! nt

[trof]

21. OK, SOMETIMES it's a hacksaw blade.

Depends on the movie.
Just wanted to set the record straight.

[adigal]

23. Thank you!! We want history to be correct on this when it happens. LOLOL!!!! nt

[juxtaposed]

26. the op never said hack, just a saw. so you need to re-look at your post.

just wanted to set the record straight

[trof]

28. Yes, this comes to mind and it would be impossible.

Unless it was a REALLY BIG sheet cake.
But I think the guards would get suspicious.
Besides, that kind of saw would do you any good unless you were in a cell with wooden bars.

[juxtaposed]

30. and a wood saw as we all know is only good at cutting wood jail bars

[adigal]

31. Well, I've made sheet cakes that big...if Ivanka pays me 4,000,0000,0000 dollars I will make her one

and send it over to Jared and Donny's cell.

[nolabear]

11. It's CHRISTMAS! Okay, Winter Pagan Hiliday of Your Choosing!

Because we won't have to say Merry Christmas any more!! 😂🍿

[OnDoutside]

16. I'm gonna be just like you, dad

[Docreed2003]

20. Lmao...well played!!!

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

25. SILOPOTUS!

[Oneironaut]

32. Kushner has the freaking Paris catacombs in his closet.

Drumpf does too, but we can't impeach him yet. That day will come.