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ck4829

(35,038 posts)
Fri May 19, 2017, 06:51 PM May 2017

The Ship is Sinking - Where are Trump supporters?

*Piece of iceberg lands by them* "Fake news!"

"Women and children first? No, all lives matter... so I should go first!"

*Water laps at their ankle* "Still fake news!"

"Well the liberals explicitly said not to go this far north... so this was still the correct course."

"Just locked steerage passengers below deck, can't have the audacity of us sharing lifeboats with the poor... er, I mean we can't have class warfare."

"You say there's a ship in the distance that can come save us but it has Muslims on board? No, we'll just wait for Putin to come save us!"

"Well, maybe you should have picked a better candidate for captain for your side than Trump... So this is still your fault! What's your idea, huh?"

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