Rogue SNR WH advisor shares Trump's catering and hotel demands for trip

[Generic Other]

[GoCubsGo]

1. How the hell is that asshole still alive on a diet like that?

They ring those hard boiled eggs like a bell? Most people P-E-E-L them. His aides are as dumb as he is.

[cwydro]

20. I hope you don't think this is real.

Anyone can post anything, you know.

[GoCubsGo]

22. The thing about satire is that it's usually not far from the truth.

We all know he eats crap. Even if it is fake, which it likely is, it's probably pretty close to the kind of garbage he does consume.

[Amaryllis]

23. I can't tell real from satire any more without checking the source. Actual quotes straight from

his mouth read like satire.

[Cha]

21. LOL.. That shit does look lethel!

Nothing even appetizing to me.. I say Please Proceed, drumpfuck.

[Thrill]

2. I see they have an HP Scanner too. That shitty line from the scanner

Happens to all their crappy printers

[Exilednight]

3. On the bright side, he may have a heart attack from all that crap.

The KFC napkins kind of crack me up.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. This clearly isn't real. Funny, though.

[Docreed2003]

5. So Drump likes huevos rancheros with chorizo?

[smirkymonkey]

6. This is a joke, right?

You never can tell these days.

[Generic Other]

9. I think so

but like you I can't be sure.

[irisblue]

7. Peeled eggs not pealed eggs. I really an hoping this is a fake account.

[GulfCoast66]

8. The buttermilk gave it away

butter milk is sour, rustic liquid yogurt. In today's time enjoyed by sophisticated palates although like yogurt with a very humble beginning.

Trump would spit it out like at seven-month-old eating peas!

[sarcasmo]

10. 4 tubs of cool whip? WTF?

[dhill926]

11. um...this is satire folks...

then again, it's Friday night...

[meow2u3]

12. Isn't that a healthful diet!

[maveric]

13. 3 Rosewood shoehorns?

Oh. He can eat all that shit all the time for all I care.

[MyNameIsKhan]

14. funny

[Kittycow]

15. Framed electoral college maps. ..

Sounds right.

Should have had some gold mica he could snort.

[Grown2Hate]

16. The thing that stood out to me the most was the 80" Plasma TVs...

...who the fuck makes PLASMA TVs anymore? FAKE NEWS!

[a kennedy]

17. XXXL robes???

[Retrograde]

18. Is that Mexican or Spanish chorizo?

They're very different things, and we don't want a temper tantrum if the wrong one is served....

I'd say this is a hoax, but it misspells "peeled eggs", so it could come from Trump's staff!

[KelleyKramer]

19. That sounds just like Hunter Thompson ordering room service!

Too bad gonzo isn't around for this insanity