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My First Big Boy Trip By Donald J. Trump....
Some good ones here....
Link to tweet
My First Big Boy Trip
By Donald J. Trump.
Natalie Matthews-Ramo
I’m getting ready for my big foreign trip.
I will be strongly protecting American interests—that’s what I like to do!
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The airplane ride is hours and hours. I get lots of screen time! No one wants to give me my phone, but I shout and shout until they say OK.
On the plane, the pilot pins shiny wings to my jacket. Yay! I like planes as much as I like trucks!
Our first stop is Saudi Arabia. Jared says it is like a beach, big and hot and full of sand. No girls are allowed on the beach.
They eat crazy food in Saudi Arabia, like hummus! But I get to order a steak with ketchup, just the way I like it.
Mr. Steve tells me Muslims are the bad guys, but General Jim says I have to be nice to them. It’s confusing!
I wish General Mike was here. I’m not allowed to play with him anymore...............MORE>............
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measure of his day to day intelligence level, methinks.
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