Trump Gets a Gold Medal as Welcome From Saudi King.

[elleng]

'He got very little sleep, they said.'>>>

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/20/world/middleeast/donald-trump-saudi-arabia.html?

Fasten our seat belts!

[dalton99a]

1. They didn't give him a Happy Meal with that

[elleng]

2. Right, he brought his own frozen pizza!

[Sugar Smack]

3. I'd be more impressed if he'd hung a pacifier around Trump's neck.

But at least that'll hold his attention for more than 30 seconds.

[PSPS]

4. "For Outstanding Performance In The Field Of Excellence"

[Sugar Smack]

8. "It's a Tremendous, Phenomenal, Great honor."

Not to mention amazing, huge and terrific. A terrific honor.

[cbreezen]

5. Hope he enjoyed recieving it,

because I don't think he can keep it.

I believe that medal could be considered an emolument.

[elleng]

6. Rights, and lots more emoluments around.

[defacto7]

10. He cares so much about being honest and following the letter of the law. nt

[anneboleyn]

7. The snowflake gets a participation award. And I thought his voters HATED undeserved awards!

[defacto7]

9. He threw it back at them and screamed...

"It doesn't have a decoder ring inside!!!"

[smirkymonkey]

11. They really know how to play him, don't they.

What a joke!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. They sure do.

If you want something from Dolt 45 all you have to do is flatter him and make a big deal over him. It doesn't hurt to project his image on the side of a building and give him a gold trinket, either (which is not his to keep but, as a gift from a foreign government, must be turned over to the National Archives. I wonder if he knows that). The Saudis get their arms deal and clueless Trump can go home and brag about how much they love him.

[Laf.La.Dem.]

12. He bowed down to the king?

[redwitch]

13. I don't sleep well ever. Can I have a gold medal?

Seriously, they pacify him just like a baby.

[3catwoman3]

14. His hands are not the same color as his face.

And what the hell color IS his face today? Yeesh.

I'm sure he loved getting a big honking gold thing hung around his neck, and he will probably get it appraised to see how much it is worth.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

16. He can't keep it for himself.

Gifts from foreign governments belong to the National Archives.

He'll be really pissed off when he finds out.

[3catwoman3]

17. "But, they gave it to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

"It's mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ine. Mine, mine, mine!"

[smirkymonkey]

18. Wow, a gold medal on a chain and a little bit of flattery and he's

anybody's bitch, isn't he?

[elleng]

19. Zacly why we've gotta STOP him.