Closeup of Trump's Saudi Medal

[MineralMan]

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1. He curtsied for that? eom

[Marie Marie]

2. Still too high an honor.

He barely deserves one for merely attending.

[cwydro]

6. Pretty sure Mineral Man is joking here. nt

[Marie Marie]

7. I got that and I am too.

[Buns_of_Fire]

8. Aw, he deserves SOMETHING for not peeing in his pants!

Although, since he always wears a dark suit, who's to know?

Either way, this is why Sheriff Clarke is a bad pick for DHS -- they'd constantly be fighting over who gets to wear more gen-u-wine medals (most purchased on eBay, I'm thinking).

[NCjack]

3. #45 will assign Jared the job of replacing "participant" with "1st place" nt

[grantcart]

4. Its actually the first of the new Putin E Collar

He is beta testing this collar which was first used for dogs. In time we will all get one.

[Warpy]

5. I hope the chain is strong

They might hang him with it after he lectures them on Islam.

[Sugar Smack]

9. The back says "Made in China".

"Do Not Eat".