Sinkhole opens up in front of Mar-a-lago

[ehrnst]

Russian moles?



http://townofpalmbeach.com/AlertCenter.aspx?AID=Sinkhole-in-front-of-MaraLago-294

[MGKrebs]

1. Hmm. Russians are up to something?

[Doreen]

2. If it gets big enough for his fat ass maybe someone will push trump in.

[haele]

3. Well, when you contract out the job of installing your new water main to the lowest bidder...

and have a long-standing local reputation for "renegotiating" your contracts to your advantage after the work is completed, you should expect shit work on the job and not enough backfill to support the new piping.

Totally avoidable issue for a truly professional business organization - treat your contractors right and don't "lowball" the work - or use those lazy assed Mob scammers to oversee that work.

Haele

[WinstonSmith00]

4. Gateway to hell.

If Putin has a direct line the devil wants one too.

[ehrnst]

5. Probably the start of work on the hellmouth. (nt)

[Sugar Smack]

6. If there really are bodies buried there, I'd say

it's time for the construction crew to do some more digging.

[maveric]

7. Trump's portal to hell.

What a shame he's not there.

[Arkansas Granny]

8. Should have kept his hands off of that orb.

[ehrnst]

9. Meanwhile, Xander is alone in the basement fighting dudebro zombies

and Were-Oz is eating zombies and feeling strangely full the next day.