The Onion Has Obtained Hundreds Of Classified Documents From The Trump White House

[uppityperson]

OMG. 700 pages.

Link to the main page, other links there to groupings.
http://www.theonion.com/trumpdocuments

Here's a couple daily briefings. So much more to look at, including a fill in the blank EO.

[uppityperson]

1. The lighthouse question

http://www.theonion.com/live/lighthouse-question-55960/entry/381

[progressoid]

18. Even the CIA is involved...!

https://assets2.onionstatic.com/onion/custom/trump-docs/scans/19-The-Lighthouse-Question/19-CIA_Lighthouse_Intel_SCAN.pdf

[mcar]

2. ...

[mountain grammy]

3. ...

[bagelsforbreakfast]

4. Love this - especially "Zonkity Zow!" n/m

[BSdetect]

5. These puzzles are way over trump's ability level.

He must have cheated.

[dalton99a]

6. There is so much good stuff in the folders

[progressoid]

17. Yes indeed!!

http://www.theonion.com/live/white-house-staffers-55961/entry/388

[uppityperson]

19. List Of Prohibited TV Channels In White House

[ffr]

7. O-M-G!

[ffr]

8. Germany - France

[forgotmylogin]

9. I wish they sold The Onion in supermarkets with the tabloids!

It wouldn't be too far out of place.

"Hundreds Of Miniature Sean Hannitys Burst From Roger Ailes’ Corpse" (snrrrk!)

[Augiedog]

16. They used to, it originated here in madison Wisconsin as a weekly paper.

[forgotmylogin]

20. Oh neat!

I didn't know that. I hadn't looked at the website until just now, and it reminded me a lot of those "Bat Boy Discovered in Clinton's Bathtub" sort of papers that had to have known people didn't take them seriously.

[Xipe Totec]

10. The Crayon Documents - More bigly blockbustering than the Pentagon Papers nt

[spanone]

11. way too nuanced and detailed for the trumpalosers

[BumRushDaShow]

12. !!!

[world wide wally]

13. You can see that his mind tends to wander by all the extra credit art work

[calimary]

14. This is hilarious!!!

[smirkymonkey]

15. Hysterical!