The Onion proudly presents "Children's Letters to President Trump."

[Miles Archer]

(The rest are in a slideshow at the URL below, so I wasn't able to post them here)

http://www.theonion.com/live/childrens-letters-president-55962

[True Dough]

1. Definitely a few LOLs in that mix!

Thanks for posting, Miles!

[dalton99a]

2. The Onion folders are full of good stuff

[shenmue]

3. Wha...

[uponit7771]

4. lofl, " you are a great person .... love Barron..."

[forgotmylogin]

5. These are so worth a read!

My favorite:

"Mr. President
When you are on TV, I can see the
bile slick on your lips--drip, drip,
burning a hole in the earth
where every drop lands. And behind
your eyes: a whirling, pulsing,
black cesspool of perceived victim-
ization. How it roils! How it roils!
Just below the surface, barely contained,
sloshing its liquid-fire about. It
spills from you, spews from your mouth,
from the cavity where others possess
a heart. What is in you is cinder
and poison and no more. You
are death, you are a perversion.
Even shadow and pain flee
from you, so terrified are they
of your hideous essence.
Emily Nielson
Age 6"

[JNelson6563]

6. When I grow up I want to be big and strong

like the man that dragged daddy out of the house. omg laughing/crying