Is Melania Trump a Volvo Driving Soccer Mom?

[nkpolitics1212]

[elleng]

1. Probably not in Manhattan.

We'll see what happens in DC. Did Secret Service drive Obama daughters in Volvos?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. No, a Volvo would be hopelessly bourgeois.

She probably doesn't drive at all; she has people for that. And her child would never play such a low-class game as soccer, which would require rubbing shoulders with hoi polloi. She might sign him up for polo or lacrosse. But she won't come to games in a Volvo.

[Leith]

3. She's Anne Boleyn

Raising Barron in hopes he's the next monarch. Doubtful she will be beheaded, but she will certainly be a divorcee eventually.

[pnwmom]

4. I doubt she has a driver's license. Many NY'ers don't -- even the ones

not married to billionaires.

[UTUSN]

5. Yeah. I'll believe that.

[Barack_America]

6. Is there anything wrong with Volvo driving soccer moms?

Asking for a friend.

[nkpolitics1212]

8. I was talking about the Everclear song.

[hunter]

9. I've experienced life as a Volvo driving soccer mom...

... and I'm a very dangerous fellow when I don't know what I'm doing.

Which is most of the time.

[wildeyed]

7. I do not see Melania in a Volvo, no.

She is an ex-2nd rate model and trophy wife (soon to be ex-trophy wife) to a very wealthy and very nutty reality show host who dabbled in real estate and politics. People like that don't drive themselves and certainly not in a Volvo.

[Old Terp]

10. I doubt that Bannon plays any contact sports.

Soccer is much to physical. Lacrosse is pretty rough. The players are very aggressive, especially the girls. I'm sure St Andrews has a golf team. That would suit him better.

[muriel_volestrangler]

11. He does play soccer

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/04/19/donald-trumps-son-plays-football-white-house-lawn-full-arsenal/

Pause to note that Arsenal just failed to qualify for the European Champions League for the first time in 20 years. He's clearly a jinx.