Why is Trey Gowdy so shiny??

[titaniumsalute]

[CurtEastPoint]

1. greasy mofo?

[TheBlackAdder]

12. +1 (I was just going to post that too)

[FSogol]

2. Flop-sweat n/t

[Lucinda]

17. My thought was Perpetual Flop Sweat, so we were on the same page!

[titaniumsalute]

5. OOF!! I figured he blows sawdust at this point...

[MineralMan]

6. Shame on you!

You have caused me to spew coffee from my nose!

[nolabear]

22. Darn. I missed it.

Are the jokes writing themselves again?

[hlthe2b]

4. He's greasy, like his ethics... n/t

[shenmue]

7. I think he looks like an elf

[titaniumsalute]

8. Maybe spawn from Jeff Sessions??

[shenmue]

10. Yeah!

[a kennedy]

14. Oooooops, another elf??? Ya mean Sessions has a rival??

oh, right, Sessions is the imp, different then an elf. Despise them both.

[LaydeeBug]

9. Moisty-face. and the *hairdo's*. nt

[Tommy_Carcetti]

11. He's a Twilight Vampire! nt

[Stinky The Clown]

13. More importantly is what he's about. Possessed of slimy ethics

[rzemanfl]

15. It comes with the ear package. n/t

[DesertRat]

16. Botox causes a smooth and shiny face

I'm sure that's what's going on with him.

[Lucinda]

18. Perpetual Flop Sweat

[MFM008]

19. NOT

Because he is "bright".

[hamsterjill]

20. From continually wiping his sphere shaped head on Trump's ass.

Polishing, you know?

[GeorgeGist]

21. Turd ...

polish.

[nolabear]

23. I keep expecting that fragile little nose to collapse.

[Orsino]

24. .

"One kind of mucus is produced by the foot of the gastropod and is usually used for crawling on. The other kind of external mucus is designed to coat the external parts of the gastropod's body; in land species this coating helps prevent desiccation of the exposed soft tissues. The foot mucus of a gastropod has some of the qualities of a glue and some of the qualities of a lubricant, allowing land snails to crawl up vertical surfaces without falling off."

[librechik]

25. Revlon's Shine and Shimmer Metallics spray in silver.

just guessing

[Skittles]

26. polished turd

[Abu Pepe]

27. Trey Gowdy

:large

[C_U_L8R]

28. Snake oil

[ornotna]

29. Takes a lot of vasaline

to get that head up Trump's ass. He keeps it greased up so he's always ready.

[spanone]

30. partial alien. hybrid, or just another asshole republican.

[Ken Burch]

31. Monthly full-body lamination.

(It's been covered under the Congressional health benefits package since 2010).

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

32. It's all that goo from the

afterbirth:

[ProudLib72]

33. I thought he was a wax figure

from the Hall of Villains.