Top 10 Conservative Idiots Is On Hiatus This Week

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But if you missed the last couple of editions here's things you might have missed:

From Idiots #2-22: https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029010439



"These guys don’t look like warriors. They look like they work for Mike’s Discount Pest Control. “Need bugs squashed? Call Mike’s Discount Pest Control Today! 1-800-DED-BUGS”. "

*audience laughs and applauds*

From Idiots #2-23: https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029042302

I’ll give you this one from Mike Huckabee to start with – So this week, Twitter's worst comedian strikes again. And this one is indescribable. Mike Huckabee put out a tweet that is so jaw dropping, stunningly idiotic that both sides of your brain just shut down and go "LET'S FIGURE IT OUT!!!!!!"

Link to tweet

*audience laughter and applause*

From Idiots #2-24: https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029078775

The news of FBI director James Comey’s firing struck like a thunderclap at field offices around the country, where agents heard first from TV or the internet that their boss had been dismissed by President Donald J. Trump.

“I’m literally in tears right now. That’s all I have to say,” said a longtime special agent who’s known and worked with Comey for years, who first heard the news on the car radio.

By Tuesday evening, the shock that initially spread throughout the ranks of current and former FBI officials was mixed with a growing sense of anger among the many Comey loyalists in the bureau, and demands for answers as to why the director had been fired – and why now.

“We just have no idea why this happened. No idea,” said one recently retired top FBI official who worked closely with Comey on multiple high-profile investigations. “No one knew this was coming. Everyone is just shocked that this happened.”

Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2017/05/09/omey-firing-fbi-tears-238190?lo=ap_b2

We’re not popping the champagne, this is more like the shit hitting the fan!

Thank you!

*audience applauds wildly*

And here's the second season recap: https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029078791

This week we're going to have a mini edition of the Top 10 and a best of for next week, since next week happens to be Memorial Day, and then we're coming back strong with a new season, new features, and a new format on June 7th! Stay tuned!

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1. However

conservative idiots are never on hiatus - ever.

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2. True, which is why we're doing a mini edition this week!