What a shiny, shiny man.

[Stinky The Clown]

[madamesilverspurs]

1. Silly Putty

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Seriously.



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[jrthin]

2. What is wrong with him??? nt

[jmowreader]

21. Hot lights and not enough makeup

Also, with all the work he's had done you'd think he'd have done something about his weirdly-shaped ear rim.

[DesertRat]

3. It's a side effect of Botox. Smooth and shiny.

[HopeAgain]

7. Chemical face peels

That's what makes one really shiny.

[skylucy]

4. EEEEEW.

[lunatica]

5. Alien maybe? From outer space.

His bottom teeth look like two nubs from here.

He looks like melting wax.

[awesomerwb1]

6. Wait, that's not photoshopped?

[titaniumsalute]

8. He looks like he should be in a wax museum

[JHB]

9. Does he need a dip in water to breath?

[Afromania]

10. This guy looks like Odo from Deep Space Nine

somebody really ought to get him a napkin or something before he melts away.

[gademocrat7]

11. He is shiny on the outside.

But really dull inside.

[MineralMan]

12. He's a Grey! With pancake makeup.

A Grey, I tell you. Run for your lives!

[Achilleaze]

13. O shit - republican greys are the worst

[Croney]

14. I won't make fun of a man who has had something ripped out of his earlobe.

But yes, he could use some face powder.

[mcar]

15. He's melting!

[cyclonefence]

16. He is apparently addicted to laser treatments and botox

See before and after photos here: http://downwithtyranny.blogspot.co.uk/2015/10/how-vain-is-trey-gowdy-and-dont-call-it_21.html

No one has ever accused Gowdy of being mainstream-- or even having a functioning brain. But, less known, is his addiction to cosmetic dermatology. Look at the picture up top. That's what he looked like before all the injections of filler, Botox, laser resurfacing, etc. The work he's had done is pretty good except for the translucent facial skin and the overdone forehead which doesn't move and prevents him from making expressions, probably because he harassed his doctor for more Botox than he needed.

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One of the most prominent cosmetic dermatologists in Florida told us that "Gowdy's had multiple laser resurfacing procedures and cosmetic injectable fillers in his laugh lines. He has had cosmetic filler in his cheeks and his cheekbones were definitely filled-in and shaped. As you can see, he started with Botox and laser and turned to cosmetic filler. You can clearly see he bad laugh lines and crows feet around his eyes. As time went by, his forehead became very smooth. He has a good cosmetic dermatologist, I'll give him that. He is clearly obsessed with how he looks. What other male politician radically changed their hair and facial hair like that?"

[dalton99a]

17. The mortician did a shitty job

[jpak]

18. ...

[liberalmuse]

19. Who is this?

My first thought on seeing this is that he's an alien hybrid not yet acclimated to earth's increasingly warming climate. Why do you guys hate alien hybrids?

[SoCalDem]

20. Flop-sweat nt

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

22. His Brylcreem is melting.

Naughty boy- don't you know a little dab'll do ya?