If I were Sean Spicer

[malaise]

I'd resign immediately and head home. Leaving him out of the entourage who met the Pope was so typical of the nasty, mean-spirited short-fingered vulgarian. Was Spicer the only Catholic in the group?

Then I'd write a tell all book

[Raster]

1. I agree. For a Catholic, an audience with the Pope is a life-long dream....

...tRump* is an inconsiderate, mean-spirited GIT. I cannot wait until President Shitstain is out of office... by hook or by crook.
Oh, wait, it's tRump*, it's by CROOK.

[malaise]

2. My mother was Catholic on steroids

Tell me about it. She met her John XXIII.

[LisaM]

3. Irrelevant to Spicer, but it just popped into my head....

In a biography I was reading about F. Scott Fitzgerald, it said that his mother and her relatives, ardent Catholics, made multiple trips to have audiences with the Pope. So yeah, a big deal.

[Solly Mack]

4. Sean Spicer chose to be a doormat. He can choose not to be one, too.

Loyalty does not mean taking abuse. Though those working under Trump seem to believe that to be true.

I get the feeling if Trump would simply rub Spicer's head every few days, Spicey would roll over and wag his tail.

[tazkcmo]

5. If you were Spicey

I'd never see your posts because you'd have been TS'ed.

Thank goodness you're not!

[Achilleaze]

6. Well, even if republicans continue to act like small-minded a-holes

toward their Liar-in-Chief Comrade Spicey, he will always have his beloved Dippin Dots.

[LOL Lib]

7. Spicey's Catholicism isn't very important to him.

You really think a guy who tells lies for a living really cares about meeting the Pope? I have some ocean front property to sell you if so.

[gratuitous]

8. You're assuming Spicer has a scrap of self-respect

Citation needed.

[seaglass]

9. 45 is just plain cruel. n/t

[mercuryblues]

10. Perhaps

Spicer knows that because of his lies, he would spontaneously combust if the pope blessed him.

[LOL Lib]

12. Ha! That's a good chance!

I have heard my grandma remark that, "The church would catch fire if 'fill in the blank,' walked thru the door!"

[Motley13]

11. putz is a mean vindictive sob

I wouldn't be surprised if he planned the Comey firing when he knew he would be out of town & see it on TV.

Remember when he pulled Ivana's hair out cause he was in pain from scalp reduction surgery?