Ok, what's the deal with Trump and Hope Hicks,

[Tanuki]

and is that why Melania is so pissed? Asking for a friend.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

1. Maybe there's a blue dress?

Since apparently that's the only way we can get the Republicans to impeach anyone.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. I don't know anything about Hope Hicks, but

I can't imagine any sentient female of any species wanting to do the horizontal tango with Jabba the Trump.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

3. Damn you!

[janterry]

4. Maybe nothing, but

she's the right age for Chump. (and yuck)

[C_U_L8R]

5. Where've I been?

Seems everyone is talking about Hope Hicks.
Now all that hand slapping makes sense.

[left-of-center2012]

6. I had to google her

Hope Hicks, 28, is an American public relations executive. She is the current White House Director of Strategic Communications and is President Donald J. Trump's longest-serving political aide.

https://www.google.com/search?q=Hope+Hicks&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

[Glimmer of Hope]

7. I just don't see how this is a possibility.

[leftstreet]

9. And like Melanailaiaia she used to be a model

4. She also worked as a model. At 11, she and her sister were hired for a Ralph Lauren campaign. She was also tapped as the face of the Hourglass Adventures, a series of novels about a time-traveling 10­-year-­old. (Hicks is still featured in the books' online portal.)

5. And did some acting. Hicks had a cameo on Guiding Light.

.............

14. She's lived in a Trump apartment. Hicks has a sister, Mary Grace, with whom she lived in Greenwich, but before she moved to Washington after the inauguration she lived in a Trump building in New York City when was not traveling.

15. Maybe she always had an inkling things would work out this way? "If the acting thing doesn't work out," Hicks told Greenwich magazine when she was 13, "I could really see myself in politics. Who knows?"

http://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/politics/news/a9056/hope-hicks-facts/

[Warpy]

8. She's 28 and one of his top media strategists

Her rise has been extremely rapid, to say the least. She was a PR flack with the company pushing Ivanka's fashion line when she was hired by the campaign part time. She quit her PR job to become a full time campaign flack, working behind the scenes while Kellyanne Conjob was in front of the cameras.

Pictures of her show a tall but normally proportioned brunette with heavy brows, not usually Asshole's type, he prefers supermodel thin "tens," no others should apply. If Melania suspects someone else is successfully auditioning for Trophy Wife #4, Hicks doesn't look like the type he'd choose as front runner.