"We've Got The Best Submarines, Believe Me. Big, Fat, Beautiful Submarines."

[TrollBuster9090]

http://www.businessinsider.com/trump-nuclear-submarine-north-korea-duterte-philippines-2017-5

"We've got the best submarines, believe me. Big, Fat, Beautiful submarines, Rodrigo. Two of the most beautiful submarines you've ever seen, just sitting there next to North Korea..."

Seriously, what a dumb-ass.

[samnsara]

1. he gave away intellegence in baby talk!

[TrollBuster9090]

3. 'Lasting PEACH in the middle east' not withstanding, unless Bannon writes a speech for him...

BABY talk is the only kind of talk he's got.

[GulfCoast66]

2. Full of Seamen

[TrollBuster9090]

4. Long, hard, and full of seamen. My hands may be small, but I've got the biggest submarines.

Believe me, there's no problem.

Get me the VHF. I want to call those sub commanders, and make them swear loyalty to me.

[dalton99a]

5. "And paint TRUMP on them. I want to call them the TRUMP submarines"

[TrollBuster9090]

8. Paint them gold. I don't care if they're easier to see. I want people to know

...I want people to know how expensive they are. Two Los Angeles class submarines at $3,000,000,000 each? Total, six billion? That's not nearly as much money as I lost...er...made in Jersey City. Must be because Los Angeles is a LIBERAL city!

[Throck]

6. Sandwiches?

[dubyadiprecession]

7. I'm not going to sugar coat it, Trump is commiting treason!

[BlueSpot]

9. And aside from the whole security/intelligence angle

What's he going to do with them?

[TrollBuster9090]

10. Rent them out to foreign countries in exchange for donations to Ivanka's foundation?