"P*ss on your self conception." . . . Please come CAPTION Sean Hannity!!!

[skip fox]

Sean ("Feathers for a pillow / Rock for a heart&quot Hannity is saying: "And so my wife and I are more than happy to be going on vacation until Tuesday following Memorial Day. . . . This trip was long scheduled and has nothing to do with Fox trying to harness my righteous indignation and aggressive exposure of Hillary Clinton's brazen murder of one of her staffers so that we would blame the leaks to Wikileaks on Russian hacking. . . . No, the network respects my strong and direct manner. . . . The fact that we will be flying standby is only because my wife forgot to book our flights, . . . and I'm not sure where we'll be staying because it appears our hotel lost our reservations. . . . But believe me, we've planned this trip for ages. . . . Of course we might really like it and stay a little longer."



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Above CAPTION based on the following story as reported by The Philadelphia Inquirer and Variety:

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/politics/Sean-Hannity-Fox-News-Seth-Rich-advertiser-boycott-vacation.html

http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/fox-news-sean-hannity-return-1202444145/

[underpants]

1. He's going to find the killer

[ADX]

2. Just like O.J. said he was going to do...

[LOL Lib]

3. MISSING!!! REWARD!!!

Have you seen my soul? Lost at birth along with my sense of smell. The latter allows me to bury my nose deep in Prez. Donald Cuck's pulsating orange sphincter.

[skip fox]

4. Sean Hannity continues:

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"Listen, I'm not saying that Hillary had Seth Rich killed because I have anything personally against her. . . On the contrary, I'm saying it because she lies like a skunk and has got killing in her blood!"

[Johonny]

5. And now let's open the envelope and see who really killed Vince Foster

It was Colonel Muster, in the kitchen, with the candle stick. Wow, I didn't see that one coming.

[ffr]

6. It couldn't have been Colonel Mustard. He was in the library.

[TheBlackAdder]

7. I bet that Hannity will have to check his handgun at the front counter from now on :-D

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[skip fox]

8. S.H. is sayinbg:

"Even lesbians can't turn me down!"

[Tommy_Carcetti]

9. "They're sending me to Fox News Misbehavior Island on vacation."

"Word is, I'm getting the Bill O'Reilly spa package."

[skip fox]

10. Hannity continues:

"It comes with a sudsy reach-around."

[ProudLib72]

11. They're coming to take me away today

to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time, with trees and flowers and chirping birds.

And that is really what constitutes this "trip".

[GallopingGhost]

12. Sean Hannity-

"I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling libs!"