Trump Considering Wisconsin Sheriff Clarke for FBI Head

[MineralMan]

In Trump's words, "Well, that highly-decorative sheriff would be an excellent choice for FBI Director, I'm sure. He'd straighten this whole Russia hoax out real fast-like! We need more heroes like him in my cabinet, believe me!"

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Gaaah! That's not even funny!

Don't give him any ideas.

[Wawannabe]

2. I was like whaaaaaaaaa???????

Totally got me to look. Rat!

[DefenseLawyer]

3. I guarantee that name was bounced around the table a few times by this band of morons. n/t

[Greybnk48]

4. Clarke is certifiably insane! Batshit crazy! For real!

He's a tool of the right wing in Wisconsin; Scott Walker and his mafia. Nothing more.