Trump's Planned Memorial Day Speech at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier:

[MineralMan]

"I prefer dead soldiers whose names are known, frankly. How am I supposed to know who is buried here?"

[Doreen]

1. Then he will say:

"Unknown soldiers are losers because if they weren't people would know their names"

[dalton99a]

2. "I call them dead losers because they are dead"

[NastyRiffraff]

3. "I like people who are alive"

[NCjack]

4. I look at the crowd today -- its the biggest ever, but the DEMs will cheat me

and the Pentagon will say Obama had a bigger crowd. I was smart when I was 18 -- I found a way to get 4F classification and not serve in the military, giving me a pass on becoming the Unknown Soldier. I stayed home and fought VD. I went on to get incredibly rich, and get three beautiful wives. I won the presidency by the largest margin ever! I would have won the largest popular vote ever, but the DEMs cheated me at the polls. I had the biggest crowd ever for my inauguration. I farted in the Pope's office. I ... I ... I ...

[Victor_c3]

5. He is an insult to veterans, their families, and their sacrifices

If he knows what's best (and he doesn't) he'll keep his mouth shut that day and get nowhere near a memorial day ceremony of any sort.

[MineralMan]

6. Oh, no. He'll be at Arlington, no doubt.

He'll make remarks there, and then go golfing, I'm sure.

[GeorgeGist]

7. The he'll give himself a purple heart.

[MineralMan]

8. He made plenty of sacrifices, believe me!

[Greywing]

9. Personally I hope he is so exhausted from his trip that he just cannot make it

to the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. He's just not worthy to lay a wreath or make a speech there.