Air Force One Is in the Air, Speeding Trump back to DC.

[MineralMan]

Could someone please go over and change the locks on the White House before it arrives, please? That'd be great.

[Cattledog]

1. Can the flight path be redirected over the Bermuda Triangle?

[Thomas Hurt]

2. I was a little bit worried he would abscond with AF One and seek asylum in Russia....

[Sugar Smack]

4. I was a little bit hopeful he would abscond with AF One and seek asylum in Russia....

[3catwoman3]

17. I agree!

They can have Trumpy AND the plane.

[elias7]

18. Seriously. I thought it was possible...

[Dem2]

3. I hope a Russian MiG doesn't shoot it down.

He doesn't deserve the sympathy.

[MineralMan]

5. That won't happen. Nor should it.

I want to see Trump resign in shame from the Presidency. That's what I want to see. Maybe we can get a few million people to cheer from outside the White House as the UHaul trucks drive away when he leaves.

Let's have a really big turnout for his disinauguration! That would be terrific.

[spiderpig]

6. Let's make sure it's a bigger (more bigly) crowd than Obama's inauguration

I long for the day.

[Old Terp]

8. Make sure he doesn't take away any of our stuff (furniture from the Lincoln Bedroom, etc.)

It would be just like that Grifter to steal from the Peoples House.

[lpbk2713]

20. He's probably having fakes made.

So he can abscond with the originals.

[Dem2]

9. Yes

That's what I want too.

[roamer65]

23. Nah, Russian MIG's would escort the plane to protect their "asset".

[furtheradu]

7. Any unwelcome home protests?

[HipChick]

16. There is always a throng of folks protesting outside the WH most days..

since he took office...

[underpants]

10. I'm going outside and flipping the bird upwards

Just in case

[C_U_L8R]

11. Quick, repeal and replace

the law of gravity

[Sugar Smack]

19. OMG!!

Thanks for that.

[Mrs. Overall]

12. Is Jared on board?

[MineralMan]

13. I have no idea.

Maybe he and Ivanka are taking a side trip to Moscow. Who knows?

[Mrs. Overall]

14. Just wondering when he'll show up in DC to face the music...

[roamer65]

15. It should be denied permission to land.

[moondust]

21. Raise shields!

[roamer65]

22. Aye, Captain.

But she can't aid it much longer!

[Dem_4_Life]

24. He should be held against his will from traveling recently from a Muslim country