White House May Have Legal Team Vet Trumps Tweets

[L. Coyote]

Link to tweet

[Sailor65x1]

1. Yep, close that barn door

Trigger is way over yonder hill

[C_U_L8R]

2. There's a much less expensive solution

Close down Trump's twitter account. Simple.

[Mme. Defarge]

3. Good luck with that!

So far all of the advice, escalating to interventions, has not gone well.

[ProudLib72]

4. He's a sneaky SOB

He'll go on Facebook. They'll take Facebook away.
He'll go on Snapchat. They'll take Snapchat away.
He'll go on Tumblr. They'll take Tumblr away.
He'll go on Reddit. They'll take Reddit away.

Eventually, he will be writing messages up to 140 characters in the length on sheets that he folds into paper airplanes. However, by that time, he will have to fly those notes through the bars on the window and over the razor wire.