A senior administration official to reporters on Air Force One:

[Miles Archer]

Link to tweet

[dalton99a]

1. All bow. Amen.

[elleng]

2. If we don't know who the 'senior administration official' was,

we'll merely speculate: ANOTHER idiot.

Thank you, indeed!

[NYC Liberal]

7. John Barron?

https://newrepublic.com/minutes/131817/donald-trump-name-son-fake-spokesperson

[elleng]

25. Good chance.

[Qutzupalotl]

37. Sounds like Stephen Miller

and the leader who will not be questioned.

[ashling]

38. Sounds to me like

" our opponents, the media, and the whole world will soon see as we begin to take further actions, that the powers of the president to protect our country are very substantial and will not be questioned. "

~ Smug Stephen Miller

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Is this for real?

Sounds like something you'd expect from a press flack in North Korea.

[malaise]

12. No difference

The Con thinks he's emperor of the world

[FM123]

28. You're right

It sounded so N Korean. Does he want us to call him Dear Leader now?

[Amaryllis]

41. Overlord.

[Lindsay]

4. Wouldn't it be pretty

to think so.

Every word a lie, including "a," "and," and "the."

[sharedvalues]

5. They have no credibility. Report the truth, not what people say.

Link to tweet

[furtheradu]

9. Wow, frum!

Some SANITY.
freakin me OUT.

[NCjack]

6. Barf.

[cornball 24]

8. Ivanka speak?? Daddy's self-aggrandizing b.s. spewed by his widdle mouthpiece.

[Stuart G]

10. I know who the "senior administration official" was/is. Trump himself" WhY????

look at the 5th line down.. "........unprecedently and historically successful trip this was by an incredible leader and an amazing man who has done extraordinary things......"

No one is this illiterate except ...Trump himself......no one..he said it, and didn't want to be quoted..so..that is how it comes out to the public.....again..........

.....no one repeats the ideas like this, except Trump...an illiterate person does...who is the illiterate person in this administration?.......
TRUMP IS......

and........Trump is the only one...who would refer to Trump as..."an incredible leader & amazing man"...it is too much..overboard. His staff would not go there. So the press had to quote, "senior official"..to cover up..

I recall once a few years ago, Obama was traveling somewhere, ..and they wanted to keep it a secret till he showed up. It was some kind of positive dedication of a library or town hall or such...So, the local press was told that the White House had decided to send..."a senior administration official" Yes, Obama showed up, but only 2 or 3 of the top people knew which "senior official was to attend." That is how it is done sometimes...

[malaise]

13. You nailed it

He wrote it

[R B Garr]

15. Yeah, that part does kind of give it away. He loves to refer to himself like that.

It's the most successful trip, ever! No other trip has ever, ever been better.

[sarge43]

40. Can't be Trump

Several of the words have more than two syllables and that's a run on sentence. He writes and talks in sentence fragments.

One of his lackeys wrote it, probably from Trump U where he attended "If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit" 101.

[BamaRefugee]

42. my thought EXACTLY

[chillfactor]

11. what a bunch of BS.

The orange one destroyed everything in his path......what an asshat he is.

[R B Garr]

14. Looks like Pootie Poot wrote that for him.

Sickeningly stupid.

[Dem2]

16. Daily mail and NY Post ran with this as written

Credibility lost.

[left-of-center2012]

19. NY Post ... Credibility lost.

Did they ever have any?

[Dem2]

20. No

But printing this request almost as written and as if fact is completely embarrassing.

[luvMIdog]

17. lol

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[world wide wally]

18. Yep

That sounds like Trump talking about himself

[Stuart G]

22. You know..if you work for the President there is a certain amount of respect..

Part of that respect is putting sentences together that are grammatically correct. ..................
that is out of respect for the President himself........and for.. the United States of America...

NO ONE IN THE WHITE HOUSE WOULD SEND THAT OUT..WHO WORKS FOR TRUMP.. no one.. If you were to work with and at the White House..you would have a grammatically correct sentence. Even if you were speaking for the President, you would........out of respect for him, his position and this country.....

only one person could issue such a stupid, illiterate statement........ very sad...

.....Trump himself......!!!!!!!!!!

[L. Coyote]

21. And then he said, "The stewardess will now pass out the loyalty pledges."

[BigmanPigman]

35. Throw up bags would've been more useful.

[MyNameIsKhan]

23. Hail the first emperor of USA

[Different Drummer]

24. The senior adminstration official is trying to fit a ton of BS into a 500-pound sack.

[Turbineguy]

26. They left out

the "capitalist imperialist running dogs" part.

[still_one]

27. and that senior administrative offical is trump

[Miles Archer]

32. No, that would never happen.

[still_one]

33. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

[Vinca]

29. And that wasn't a "gotcha" joke??????

[YOHABLO]

30. Oh yeah he accomplished so much on this trip. Made a jackass of himself as usual.

[eShirl]

31. "Please don't put my boss in a mood. Thanks."

[riversedge]

34. It is the Joke of the Day tweet from the WH.

[3catwoman3]

36. Did they hand out...

...barf bags with that statement? They should have. Puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeze!

[WoonTars]

39. Srsly? I'm not sure if that's hysterically funny, or deeply, deeply worrying....

[NastyRiffraff]

43. Newspeak

"Newspeak contains no negative terms. For example, the only way to express the meaning of “bad” is through the word “ungood.” Something extremely bad is called “doubleplus ungood.”

Courtesy of Spark Notes

We must say only good things about Dear Leader.