Flashing Red Lights in White House Explained.

[MineralMan]

It was the Drudge Report's Flashing Light Display up on the big screen in that room. Breaking news was being broken on Drudge.

I got this information from a source close to the White House who insists on remaining unidentified. That's what my source, who has always seemed reliable in the past, told me in confidence, and on background. See, I have sources, too. Multiple sources, sometimes. I have the best sources. Tremendous sources, believe me.

[shraby]

1. Sounds reasonable to me.

[MineralMan]

2. Well, there must be some explanation.

[lindysalsagal]

3. I'm sticking with Stepford Re-boot.

[onenote]

4. My sources tell me something different

I'm told that as a reward for going on his big overseas trip, Donnie got a new pair of light up Keds and he was so excited when he tried them on he was bouncing on his heels for 20 minutes.

[MineralMan]

5. Hmm...my source is better than your source, and closer to

the White House, too, I bet.

[onenote]

6. Mine used to be a member of a foreign parliament

[MineralMan]

7. Well, mine has been sleeping on a bench across from the

White House for over six months. Dude knows stuff.

[Blue_Roses]

12. LOL!

[mythology]

8. Your source is obviously wrong

That would be akin to exercise and Trump couldn't do 20 minutes of cardio.

[onenote]

9. He was sitting down the whole time

[milestogo]

10. Somebody was shredding documents like crazy.

[Different Drummer]

11. My highly reliable sources indicate there might be something like this going on with the red lights.