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politicaljunkie41910

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Mon May 29, 2017, 03:32 PM May 2017

If ever I am accused of a crime, I will have my attorney submit the Kushner Defense on my behalf:

"Mrs. PoliticalJunkie41910 participated in thousands of _______________ in this time period. She has no recollection of the_______________ described." Please refrain from even insinuating that my client may have _____________ in the future or you will hear from my attorney bigly.

Mr. Big Lee
Attorney

My guess is that this will be the end of that.

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If ever I am accused of a crime, I will have my attorney submit the Kushner Defense on my behalf: (Original Post) politicaljunkie41910 May 2017 OP
Don't waste all the money it would cost you Auntie Bush May 2017 #1
Or as Steve Martin suggested rock May 2017 #2
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