Woman who married train station insists it is the same as being gay

[shenmue]

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/05/29/woman-who-married-train-station-insists-its-the-same-as-being-gay/

[Solly Mack]

1. Woman who married train station is off her tracks.

To put it mildly.

[cwydro]

6. Lol!

Well played.

[Solly Mack]

14. As long as the trains run on time, I'm sure she's happy.

[JHan]

2. I have a serious , constructive reply to this but I can't get over my giggle fit.

I'll revisit this thread when I settle down lol

[luvMIdog]

3. Staged bullshit from the Radical Christian Right - every day they find new ways to disgust me more

[Warpy]

4. Actually, it's a well known sexual kink

People can fall into romantic love with bits of architecture, motor vehicles, rock formations, and all sorts of inanimate objects.

Fortunately, it's pretty rare.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object_sexuality

ETA: The problem, as in bestiality or pedophilia, is obtaining informed verbal or written consent, something the far right will never understand since obtaining consent has never been a cornerstone of their own philosophy.

[luvMIdog]

5. well that's a new one

I'm not ok with beastiality or pedophilia either. This 'building' love is new to me I'm still basking in the 'say wha?' of it.

[Warpy]

7. You don't have to understand it

Just realize that it exists. At least it doesn't harm anyone, unlike pedophilia and bestiality. It does creep a few people out from time to time when they realize what's going on.

[luvMIdog]

8. frankly, it could be much worse..she could be in love with Trump

[AngryAmish]

9. Who are we to judge?

[redwitch]

19. I have had a thing for the Eiffel Tower for years.

But please don't tell the Chrysler Building!

[tammywammy]

10. How can a building consent?

[JHan]

11. train stations like to play coy

[shenmue]

18. Haaaaaaaa

[TexasProgresive]

12. THIS !!!!!!

[Takket]

36. it choo choo chooses you

[geek tragedy]

13. Looking to get railed on her wedding night nt

[Leith]

15. It's Just Like Being Gay?

Is the train station female?

Well, if it makes her happy....

[flyingfysh]

16. I would really hate to take a train there at the wrong time.

[JI7]

17. but it's different from being straight ?

[rufus dog]

20. O.K. this isn't that hard

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Two parties required to enter into social contract.

Both parties must be of legal age.

Both parties must be of sound mind and body.

So crazy assed fundamentals or you ignorant DISGUSTINGNESS.com trolls which of your scenarios don't fit?

1. Children
2. Animals
3. Buildings

We do truly thank you for your ability to Project your insane thoughts. Allows us to keep a wary eye on you.

[uppityperson]

48. Good rant, except for the use of "tards". Would you be so nice as to remove this nasty bit because

It is short for perjorative "retards" which isn't cool in any way. Thank you for your consideration.

[rufus dog]

50. done

[uppityperson]

53. Thank you so much

Seriously

[rufus dog]

55. easy, should have caught it myself

[icymist]

21. And now: Pictures of Sexy Buildings...

Oh My...


Ooo La La...


Oh Wow, Man...

[Orrex]

22. Who doesn't like a little tender romance?

[dixiegrrrrl]

45. that's a nice one, Orrex.

[Orrex]

23. Does the train station like it in the caboose?

[Orrex]

24. I find myself questioning her loco motives

[nolabear]

38. ...

[Orrex]

25. I'm sorry, but I just don't find them that Amtraktive.

[Orrex]

26. And don't get me started about the hotbox

[Orrex]

27. Hygiene might be a problem if it's the B&O Railroad

[Orrex]

28. I wonder what they do when they want to blow off a little steam

[Orrex]

29. I would imagine that it makes for some awkward coupling

[cwydro]

40. Lol!

I know pinboy is chuckling right now.

[Orrex]

30. Sounds like she's in the mood for some basic training

[Orrex]

31. Wow. Tough room.

[JHB]

33. Don't derail the conversation

[nolabear]

39. BWAH!

I genuflect in your general direction.

[Orrex]

42. Damn you, I say

DAMN YOU!!!!!

[dixiegrrrrl]

49. Oooooh...

[nolabear]

41. I'd never have replied to that first one if I'd known where you were going.

[miyazaki]

47. I think everyone's "All a Bored!" now. n/t

[ProudLib72]

32. Is it cheating if she starts "seeing" the electric train? nt

[Orrex]

35. No, but she might be charged with battery.

[JHB]

37. No, but the station starts making noises if she plays "Bus Stop" on her iPod

[LunaSea]

34. Married to the Eiffel Tower-Documentary

http://documentaryheaven.com/married-to-the-eiffel-tower/

[Mme. Defarge]

43. Aren't you

quite the naughty one.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

44. At least the marriage is starting off on the right track n/t

[miyazaki]

46. Her next stop is the Twilight Zone. n/t

[DetlefK]

51. How old is the train-station? How did it say Yes? What name does it use to sign documents?

[Historic NY]

52. She derailed.

[Orrex]

54. I wonder who carried her train at the ceremony.