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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI just saw a picture of Trump wearing a giant blue tie.
The tie is well below his belt line. If I were his tailor, I would recommend that he wear a wider tie, not a longer tie. Perhaps a tie that is normal length but one that is at least 2 feet wide at the bottom.
What do you think? Wider, or longer?
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Wider or longer cannot disguise Trump's stupidity. | |
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No amount of tie-compensation can make Trump appear normal. | |
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Trump should put the tie in his mouth. | |
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Trump should let Putin pick his ties. | |
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All of the above. | |
2 (67%) |
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None of the above. | |
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0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided. | |
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I just saw a picture of Trump wearing a giant blue tie. (Original Post)
guillaumeb
May 2017
OP
leftstreet
(36,108 posts)1. It almost touches his uh...business
NCjack
(10,279 posts)7. Trump is bring back the "pecker duster." nt
FakeNoose
(32,639 posts)2. He can hang himself with it
... but that's not one of the choices.
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)4. The tie is not made of steel cable.
How much can one expect from fabric?
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)6. I like your DU name.
FakeNoose
(32,639 posts)10. Thanks
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)3. Only Melania Trump can answer that.
And perhaps numerous Russian prostitutes.
And perhaps Vladimir Putin.
Atman
(31,464 posts)5. It's to cover the lack of bulge in his pants.
Or maybe to wipe the tip of his tiny wiener after he pees.
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)8. Perhaps Trump should buy the "Bush model" flight suit,
with the "greatly enhanced and generously padded" zipper area.
trueblue2007
(17,217 posts)9. Stuff it in his mouth followed with some fine Chardonay Wine.
Wounded Bear
(58,653 posts)11. So, is wine boarding a war crime?
trueblue2007
(17,217 posts)12. Wine hoarding is only 1 of Trumps crimes