I just saw a picture of Trump wearing a giant blue tie.

[guillaumeb]

The tie is well below his belt line. If I were his tailor, I would recommend that he wear a wider tie, not a longer tie. Perhaps a tie that is normal length but one that is at least 2 feet wide at the bottom.

What do you think? Wider, or longer?

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	Wider or longer cannot disguise Trump's stupidity.
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	No amount of tie-compensation can make Trump appear normal.
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	Trump should put the tie in his mouth.
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	Trump should let Putin pick his ties.
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	All of the above.
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	None of the above.
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[leftstreet]

1. It almost touches his uh...business

[NCjack]

7. Trump is bring back the "pecker duster." nt

[FakeNoose]

2. He can hang himself with it

... but that's not one of the choices.

[guillaumeb]

4. The tie is not made of steel cable.

How much can one expect from fabric?

[guillaumeb]

6. I like your DU name.

[FakeNoose]

10. Thanks

[guillaumeb]

3. Only Melania Trump can answer that.

And perhaps numerous Russian prostitutes.

And perhaps Vladimir Putin.

[Atman]

5. It's to cover the lack of bulge in his pants.

Or maybe to wipe the tip of his tiny wiener after he pees.

[guillaumeb]

8. Perhaps Trump should buy the "Bush model" flight suit,

with the "greatly enhanced and generously padded" zipper area.

[trueblue2007]

9. Stuff it in his mouth followed with some fine Chardonay Wine.

[Wounded Bear]

11. So, is wine boarding a war crime?

[trueblue2007]

12. Wine hoarding is only 1 of Trumps crimes