Despite the constant negative press covfefe

[uppityperson]

Wtf?

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[vlyons]

1. too much oxycontin

[uppityperson]

2. The replies are good

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[lapfog_1]

15. I read your post title as

"The reptiles are good"

And my immediate thought was "yup... that makes sense to me"

I have entered the Drumpf Zone.

[uppityperson]

31. Ask not what your reptiles can covfefe for you, but what you can covfefe for them

[Lotusflower70]

34. Omfg!

The replies are a whole other level. I am laughing so hard I am crying and my stomach hurts. Well done peeps.

[uppityperson]

45. Picts are showing up too

[Lotusflower70]

46. Oh man!

That's great. Well we know these replies aren't bots.

[muriel_volestrangler]

80. Picts are always showing up

http://www.scotclans.com/what-did-the-picts-really-wear/

[Solly Mack]

3. Are you casting asparagus on his negative press covfefe?

[uppityperson]

5. Despite it

[Solly Mack]

6. Hehe!

[uppityperson]

4. Replies

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[cyberswede]

18. *snerk*

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[enid602]

27. toilet

He's probably keeled over a golden toilet, surrounded by the remains of 15 dead chickens.

[flibbitygiblets]

79. yes, a case of "Covfefe's revenge"

[Egnever]

70. This is the most fucking sense he's made in months.

LOL

A reply

[moonscape]

73. Today is the day that Dan Quayle's Potatoe became President.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Truman206/status/869789488536473601

[irisblue]

7. Why don't his staff take away his phone? WTH is wrong w/ them?

[uppityperson]

10. Searching twitter for Covfefe, too funny

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[uppityperson]

8. Make Covfefe Great Again!

[Solly Mack]

11. A covfefe in every pot!

[uppityperson]

12. Free covfefe. The world will end not with a bang, but a covfefe

https://mobile.twitter.com/search?q=Covfefe

[Solly Mack]

13. lololol

Google wants covfefe to be coffee but we shall resist!

[uppityperson]

16. Spicey

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[Solly Mack]

22. Spicer: Covfefe is a word Trump recently learned while abroad. It means covfefe.

[uppityperson]

23. Why does Obama...

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[Solly Mack]

25. LMAO

[shenmue]

39. Haaaaaaaa

[3catwoman3]

53. Maybe it is an...

...alternative word.

[uppityperson]

9. Covfefe

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[shenmue]

40. Zing

[pangaia]

57. Oh bid, glad i woke up...:)))))))

😆😄😂😁🦄
😥😊🐐🐘🐗

[Warren DeMontague]

14. #covfefe is trending on twitter now

[DesertRat]

17. Hope that wasn't a nuclear code

[Warren DeMontague]

20. I think he dropped his phone in the toilet mid-tweet

[DesertRat]

30. LOL

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[lapfog_1]

35. At least we now know the true meaning of the flashing red lights

in the White House dining room and kitchen...

The covfefe has arrived!

[uppityperson]

48. Omg

[uppityperson]

21. In song

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[Warren DeMontague]

19. Thou Shalt Not Cov Your Neighbor's Fefe

[Solly Mack]

24. Covfefe is the best word! Great! Tremendous! No one can covfefe like Trump!

[uppityperson]

26. covfefe signs on twitter

https://mobile.twitter.com/covfefe

[Solly Mack]

28. #covfefe for more laughs

https://twitter.com/hashtag/Covfefe?src=hash

[uppityperson]

32. I keep updating it.

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[Solly Mack]

29. He came. He saw. He covfefe'ed.

[Kath2]

33. What an idiot.

I usually do not hate or do my best not to hate. But I do hate this loathsome, mean-spirited asshole that is, unfortunately for us all, President. I am really hating all of this.

[world wide wally]

52. He's a fucking covfefe

[Kath2]

55. Sorry excuse for a president.

I'm sorry, but this entire administration has to go as soon as possible.

[shenmue]

36. I'm going to name my Dad's next goldfish that

[nolabear]

37. He's performance art isn't he? Like Jones.

[shenmue]

41. Yes

[dweller]

49. I got the covfefe jones ...

I got the covfefe jones!!
I got the covfefejones ooh baby
ooh eee 😝

[geek tragedy]

38. McMaster is praising covfefe as a reasonable

doctrine in diplomacy.

[fountainofyouth]

56. Ouch

Too true

[dchill]

58. It's perfectly legal. It's done all the time.

Nothing to see here.

[Saviolo]

42. Wow, wooooow...

I mean, yeah... everything's on fire, and half to two thirds of the white house staff is about to be indicted and the rest are going to be subpoenaed, and the USA is about to default on the debt ceiling, and pull out of the Paris accord, and all that other stuff that's currently going horribly wrong...

... but my word if this isn't the funniest shit in months. The reaction to this tweet has been amazing.

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Yeah, it's sorta like that.

[uppityperson]

50. Exactly

[SunSeeker]

75. Yep. Gallows humor, really. nt

[Solly Mack]

43. ...

[BiminiTwisted]

44. His Tweet speaks for itself, right?

[calimary]

78. Welcome to DU, BiminiTwisted!

Some of these are a scream!

https://twitter.com/hashtag/covfefe


Kellie Doran‏ @DoranKellie now1 minute ago
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The president's #covfefe speaks for itself -@PressSec

#Covfefe Persists‏ @cnelsonv 1m1 minute ago
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one more: the #Covfefe in Chief. Cuz it rhymes. 🤷🏻‍♀️😴

writerNLM‏ @writerNLM 2m2 minutes ago
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I hope they impeach the #Covfefe out of him (after the midterms)!

Mr. Precedent‏ @MrPrecedent 3m3 minutes ago
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The best part of waking up is #Covfefe in your cup! #TrumpFail

Patrick‏ @TrickFreee 12m12 minutes ago
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Patrick Retweeted Mark Hamill
These aren't the #covfefe you're looking for.

[JTFrog]

47. Probably sverchki. nt

[Kablooie]

51. Someone grabbed his phone away from him.

[dchill]

54. Negative press covfefe.

New dessert item on the menu at Mar a Lago. They're phasing out "The most beautiful piece of chocolate cake you've ever seen!"

(I think he meant to type "conference" but the spelling mountain was too steep.)

[uppityperson]

59. Coverage makes sense. But why complete a thought, regardless of typo?

[tblue37]

67. No, "coverage." nt

[Stallion]

60. What's You Talkin' 'bout Willis?

[nclib]

61. the pee tape is real

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[Stallion]

65. Wouldn't That be Covtete-or is Covfefe the Old Latin Translation

nm

[calimary]

76. OMG!!!

[Leghorn21]

62. An hour and counting now...#1 worldwide...and just think, every single person in this

"administration" knows about this now, eh? Every staffer, every deputy, every cabinet member, every assistant - they all know.

Whasssup, White House??

[nolabear]

66. They're having a covfefe meeting in the wuggruvo room.

[Les Cowbell]

63. Will the NYT start a section for positive Trump press covfefe?

You know, just to have fair and balanced covfefes.

[Mountain Mule]

64. GAWD!

I can't wait to read what he tweets when he wakes up with that big covfefe hangover and sees what he's done.

[caballojm]

68. I used to have a little red covfefe. Prince wrote a song about it.

[betsuni]

69. Ask your doctor if covfefe is right for you.

[tblue37]

71. Would anyone know if he had a stroke while alone in his bedroom?

This seem like a possibility.

[Mountain Mule]

72. I think he'll have the stroke when he wakes up

and discovers he's out of covfefe. Obviously, he over-indulged this evening.

[SCVDem]

74. Let's never forget,

The Covfefe Massacre!

[Tactical Peek]

77. Covfefe your ass.

[C Moon]

81. Drunk.

[WinkyDink]

82. I think he means the Press can covfefe themselves.