It's been 2 hrs, but still no update on the constant covfefe,

[pnwmom]

and what the hell it was doing in DT's tweet.

And where's the missing VERB?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Link to tweet

[ucrdem]

1. Maybe the ghost of Christmas past will visit him in the night

and he'll wake up with a brain . . .

[leftstreet]

2. Did he pass out or something?

Link to tweet

[canetoad]

3. Because

He threw his phone across the room, screaming insanely, and now it's broken.

[NanceGreggs]

4. Apparently ...

... you couldn't be bothered to send 25 cents and an Ovaltine label to the appropriate parties when it counted.

If you had, you would have been able to unscramble the word CONFEFE via your Captain Midnight decoder ring - and would understand exactly what it means.

I will say no more.

[pnwmom]

5. I blame all of this

on the White House lawyer who wrestled the phone out of his tiny little hands,
just a few seconds too late.

The damage was done.

[More_Cowbell]

6. A crummy comMERcial???

Sad!!