Sec. DeVos Reassigned, Will No Longer Spell-check Trump Tweets

[L. Coyote]

Andy Borowitz is the best part of this morning's Facebook scroll.

https://www.facebook.com/andyborowitz/photos/a.312831060680.191322.38423635680/10155712163405681/

Satire from the Borowitz Report
Intel Chiefs Say Trump’s Twitter Account Was Hacked by Four-Year-Old
By Andy Borowitz January 6, 2017

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—An alarming report issued by heads of the U.S. intelligence agencies on Friday asserts that the Twitter account of President-elect Donald Trump was successfully hacked by a four-year-old child.

Profilers and cryptologists who studied Trump’s Twitter feed believe that the account was first hacked during the 2016 campaign, when the child was three.

“The hacker would often wake up in the middle of the night, in an addled and cranky state, and start tweeting,” an intelligence source said. “This disrupted sleep pattern is consistent with a suspect in the three-to-four-year-old age range.” ......................

[Thomas Hurt]

1. This is completely unfair, it was not her fault....

it was the KFC fried chicken grease on his fingers.

[L. Coyote]

2. You are not entirely correct. "...on his tiny fingers."

[longship]

3. The tag line...

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"Based on these tweets, this particular four-year-old has a loose grasp on reality, lacks all impulse control, and is potentially very dangerous.”
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Andy Borowitz, as usual, at the cutting edge juncture between satire and fact.