Donald Trump is like a high school bass drum player who has been handed

[MineralMan]

a saxophone and is about to play a solo, by ear, on an instrument he's never had in his hands before.

The result is not going to be musical, I predict.

[dawg]

1. And a shitty bass drum player, at that.

[MineralMan]

2. Yes, probably. We had one of those in our high school band.

He truly had no sense of tempo at all. The band director kept moving him around the percussion section, but finally made him the band's equipment manager in desperation. He did OK in that position, and the band improved dramatically after the switch.

[forgotmylogin]

5. Drumming requires counting to four, and sometimes eight

without getting distracted, doesn't it?

[Orrex]

3. He does indeed come across as a sax offender.

[MineralMan]

4. Kaboom-tsch!

[rock]

6. So that's how you spell the sound a cymbal makes!

Thx