This Just In: Trump Barricades Self inside West Wing

[MineralMan]

After having heavy furniture moved against the doors and taping aluminum foil over all windows, Donald Trump has apparently barricaded himself and a few loyal staff members inside the White House. Uncertainty is the order of the day, following this unprecedented move. Attempts to contact Trump via his cell phone have proven to be unsuccessful, so all anyone can do is wait for tweets from the President. We will have team coverage from the White House grounds during the 5.

I suppose this is necessary - {satire}

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Maybe he's become like Chuck McGill in "Better Call Saul."

He's turned off all the electricity and covered the windows with Mylar.

[HipChick]

2. An increasingly paranoid Blotus

I can see this happening...sadly...

[NightWatcher]

3. This is a BS OP. There's no way that slug could move furniture

[crazylikafox]

4. Thank you for noting this is satire. Wasn't sure. Seems like the logical next step to me.

[Wounded Bear]

5. You lost me when you said that Trump pushed "heavy furniture" around.

The only thing he can push is fries around his plate.

[MineralMan]

11. The story was recently updated.

He had the furniture moved.

[Moostache]

6. Does this tie into the mysterious red lights recently seen?

Inquiring minds need to know!!

[burnbaby]

7. Funny

That came to my mind too

[Blanks]

9. The orb?

Spicer said it was ambulance lights, but that's fake news.

[MineralMan]

10. Hmmm....could be.

[dchill]

8. Satire? Maybe...

Prognostication, probably.

[Wounded Bear]

12. It's getting increasingly difficult to tell the difference...

Truth really has become stranger than fiction.

[dchill]

13. The difference will become known...

when Trump barricades himself inside the White House. I believe it is already happening, figuratively.

[underpants]

14. Een Russia we call zat a covfefe

[Timmygoat]

15. I have a question

Now that Trump has insulted NATO, and is talking about leaving the climate accord, will the NAT0 troops (around 5000) be leaving Afghanistan?
At the moment he is talking about sending 5000 more troops more there, if NAT pulls out he will need 10,000.

My wish - his two useless sons will be some of them.

[democratisphere]

16. Satire? Are you sure? Sounds like you may have the ability to see into the future.

Keep US updated on any more of your visions.

[smirkymonkey]

17. I hope he has stocked up on plenty of covfefe.

I have a feeling it will be a while before he comes back out again.