Trump Says Sleeping Only Four Hours a Day Not Affecting His Ability to Cljjryff

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump tweeted early Wednesday morning that his practice of sleeping only four hours a day was having no impact whatsoever on his ability to cljjryff.

Trump, who repeatedly touted his high energy level during the 2016 campaign, tweeted that, despite his gruelling Presidential schedule, he still had enormous reserves of stamina, which he called “stamgygygyggy.
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In the same tweetstorm, he lashed out at news reports questioning his fitness for office, denouncing them as “fakequez%(™.”

The White House said that, despite pleas from his legal team to delete his Twitter feed, Trump planned to continue tweeting, and that Education Secretary Betsy DeVos would continue to spell-check his tweets.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-says-sleeping-only-four-hours-a-day-not-affecting-his-ability-to-cljjryff

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

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[underpants]

2. Ooh the DeVos dig is hilarious

Link to tweet

[dalton99a]

6. +1

[MFM008]

3. Lol

[shenmue]

4. Cocaine is a hell of a drug

[Gothmog]

5. I love good satire

[Lifelong Protester]

7. Sounds about right.

I was wondering what DeVos is up to..... besides dismantling public schools.

[mhw]

8. Haa

[FigTree]

9. I would lay bucks

that he tweets while sitting on his golden toilet. From a psychological standpoint, there is an anal quality to them. They are in fact excremental in nature.

[L. Coyote]

10. WHEW! Education Secretary Betsy DeVos will continue to spell-check his tweets.

Who knows how bad it would be if Trump didn't have a taxpayer-funded spell-checker.