Planet Earth has been taking advantage of America for too long
"Nationalists in the Trump administration are right. We should withdraw from the Paris climate accord.
This would be a real victory. America, after all, is on its own planet.
Before Earth asks us to step up and help protect it, it should take stock of its own contributions. There is, frankly, a lot of waste there. It has flourished too long without cuts, and now it is time to pay the piper.
If there is one thing I have learned from Planet Earth it is that Earth has a lot of areas where it could tighten its belt before asking me to lower my emissions.
Look at the wanton extravagance of the planet. Pandas. Mosquitoes. Butterflies. Elephant seals. Birds, some garishly colored, waking me up in the morning by shouting come-ons at one another. Armored beetles. Arctic foxes. I ask you. Who needs all this?
Gibbons. Naked mole rats. Those monkeys with bulbous noses who look like J. Pierpont Morgan and those other monkeys with buttocks in obscene hues. Those things in the ocean that look like theyre wearing headlamps. When was the last time we used any of this? Do we really need it? Does it spark joy?
Absurd big birds in black and white tuxedos. Demanding bears in white fur coats who insist they need floating ice to survive. Maybe they should ditch those luxury garments and try to live like the rest of us. And dont get me started on coral reefs, fragile palaces of underwater porcelain that certain fish INSIST are the only possible place they can live. Toughen up, fish."
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2017/05/31/planet-earth-has-been-taking-advantage-of-america-for-too-long/