Is Melania Trump Getting Federally-Funded Side Peen? - STFU Funny!

[Kleveland]

Oh my!!

Maybe false info, but still funny as hell!



Awesomely Luvvie — June 2, 2017

Lemme tell you something. I haven’t started the new season of House of Cards yet because I honestly feel like we’re living in it. Double dose of it might be TEW MUCH. This Trump administration is like Primetime Fuckshit. On the bad part, everything is crumbling and the world is burning. On the good side, we got more tea than we can ever drink. We’re drowning in tea.

Last night, someone else blessed us with more. A saint woman by the name of Monica Byrne (@monicabyrne13) took to Twitter to drop info she gathered for us all, and challenged journalists to go dig up more on it. It’s about Melania Trump. And listen. It was good! It starts HERE but here is the tweet that really took me OUT. The crux of the spillage, if you will.

Link to tweet

Check out the whole page here:

http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com/2017/06/melania-trump-federally-funded-side-peen.html

[JHan]

1. "marmalade mugabe" .. I love luvvie...

[dflprincess]

4. I liked "Tangerine Voldemort" nt

[JHan]

5. and "Squinty McGirk" .......... lmao.

[safeinOhio]

2. Never see him hanging out with Jr.

Need photo of the security guy.

[SunSeeker]

7. Here's a tweet with his pic. Definitely an improvement over Marmalade Mugabe.

Link to tweet

[HipChick]

3. I love Luvvie.. .worth a read..

But here’s the real PETTY in all this. Melania’s gift to FLOTUS (the real one) Michelle Obama on inauguration day was from Tiffany’s. LEMME FIND OUT SHE USED SECURITY BAE’S FRIENDS AND FAMILY."

[JHan]

6. I teared up ... I died.. the comments have no chill.

[njhoneybadger]

8. Well, cov-muthafuckin-fefe Squinty McGirk getting federally-funded side Peen

Remember that present from Tiffany's Squinty gave Michelle Obama. Hmmmmmm

[HipChick]

9. Squinty.....that's going to stick..

[WhiskeyGrinder]

10. The only thing that gives Luvvie a run for her money is her commenters.

I cackle every time.

[littlemissmartypants]

11. Writing is hilarious.

Supreme snark highness queen level.

And at the risk of sounding crude, but totally honest, I'd hit that.

:large

♡lmsp

[FuzzyRabbit]

12. Say what?

". . . been having an affair with the head of security at Tiffany's in the Trump Tower lobby."

They're doing it in the lobby? You'd think someone would notice.

[Scurrilous]

13. Boink

[Greybnk48]

14. Trump and his minions committed treason with our enemy, Russia/Putin.

Melania is irrelevant.

[Kleveland]

15. Yes, I agree 100%..

But that does not mean that one cannot take a moment or two for some amusement, at the Dick Tator's expense.