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Sugar Smack

(18,748 posts)
Wed Jun 7, 2017, 11:19 AM Jun 2017

ATTN James Comey: Eat your damned oatmeal.

I don't care if you hate oatmeal, just eat it.



2) Take a nice walk outside. Wear your headphones & put Bach Brandenburg concertos on low. If music relaxes you, whatever it is: if you have a penchant for 90's music, Beastie Boys, The Pixies, Tiffany, listen to it.

3) Wear horse-blinders in public so as to avoid attracting attention. And for your own Focus, of course.

4) DON'T listen to what ANYONE says to you.

5) Get a good back, neck and scalp massage.

6) Take your vitamins and a low-dose aspirin, drink water.

7) Try stretching & rolling your neck. If you hear your bones pop like a gun going off, try again later today.

You need to be alert tomorrow. Force yourself to go to bed early! And we don't give a rat's ass if you 'don't wanna go to bed', just go to bed.



Be well, Mr. Comey-- let's go make things right.



pic from:http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/comey-gave-inaccurate-testimony-congress-clinton-emails-sources/story?id=47300260



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ATTN James Comey: Eat your damned oatmeal. (Original Post) Sugar Smack Jun 2017 OP
HA! Love it! nt furtheradu Jun 2017 #1
We want that guy healthy & clear-thinking, don't we? Sugar Smack Jun 2017 #2
We sure do! furtheradu Jun 2017 #3

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