Shit for Brains will be watching Comey's hearing in the "dining room." (per MSNBC)

[MoonRiver]

Only question that remains is who has control of his phone.

[tanyev]

1. Same room where the red flashing lights were spotted a couple weeks ago?

[MoonRiver]

2. Lol, no doubt!

[PubliusEnigma]

3. Those lights have been set up to flash periodically to distract Trump from Comey.

Thus preventing innumerable bizarro tweets.

[MoonRiver]

7. Makes "sense."

[Solly Mack]

4. Serve pretzels.

[MedusaX]

5. That explains all of the ads set to run... so lil' donnie won't be madz the whole time..

Lookie here don-don...
The tee-vee is saying that mean old comey is a showboat... just like you said!!

More ice cream?

Ohhhh, see donnie, now the ad on tee-vee shows how much the peoples luvzee wuvzee's their bestest most presidential-est president evah!!!


It's ok, there there now....
I know That bad man is being asked more questions ....
but see, no...
no phones right now..
you cannot tweet right now...
your ice cream is melting...
eat up & then we will see about your phone...

[milestogo]

6. Stuffing his face while throwing food at the tv.