"I object!" . . . Please come CAPTION Trump's attorney Marc Kasowitz!!!

[skip fox]

Marc ("The Trump of litigators!&quot Kasowitz is saying: "First of all, my client, The President, didn't say any of those things that James Comey claims he did, and he's got the blank tapes to prove it!"



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Above CAPTION based on Kasowitw's press conference after the ex-Director of the F.B.I., James Comey, hearing before the Senate Intelligence Committee on 6/8/17.

[GallopingGhost]

1. The Predisent is inosent.

I don't know who this guy Coates...I mean, Comey, thinks he is. Pee whiz. The Predisent doesn't lie. And if he did lie, he would lie better than anyone. Not that he lies, he doesn't lie. Look, I'm his lawyer. I know the guy. Everything that Comey said is bullshit!!"

[Towlie]

2. "... and the president's councel does not appear to be awesome." -- Rachel Maddow

If O.J. can come up with a dream team, why can't Trump? It's not like O.J. had more money; maybe it's because he listened to advice and presumably paid his bills.

[GallopingGhost]

3. "The ONLY reason Predisent Trump

wanted to speak to Mr. Comey alone is to ask him how he got so tall. Look, short people are an epidemic in this country and are a serious threat to our national security. Our dicktatorhead...er, I mean, our Predisent is changing his original slogan to MATA-Make Amerika Tall Again. Because Amerika MATAS!

[Louis1895]

4. In "Trump - The Movie"

I propose that Marc Kasowitz be played by Matthew Modine.

[Johonny]

5. The president was shocked to learn that you don't have to pay for someone to leak on you.

I want to make clear, Donald Trump is completely innocent of the crimes he did. For another thing, he's new to the job. He didn't know you can't break the law as president. Also, in addition, Comey is a criminal. I'd like to add that the president was completely vindicated in the sense he was not today arrested. And lastly, how about the infrastructure bill, huh. How about it?

[skip fox]

6. Kasowitz is saying:

"The President gets to sue everybody. . . It's the law."

[skip fox]

7. Kasowitz is saying:

"The sweetest four words in the language? . . . That's simple: 'You have been served.'"