If TRUMP were a rapper, what would his name be...?

[bagelsforbreakfast]

I'll go for SWAMPMASTER 45...

[KeepItReal]

1. It takes talent to rap. He can't even compose a Tweet.

...or form a coherent thought.

[Grassy Knoll]

2. 45 Cent

[montana_hazeleyes]

49. That's great!

[Leghorn21]

3. Gotta go with "Easy D", eh? n/t

[Bucky]

38. My 1st choice too

I like that name, not just because Trump came up with it, but because it's obviously a lie. He's not "easy" at all. In fact, he's quite difficult to deal with

[3catwoman3]

45. Add/change a couple of letters...

...and get "Sleazy D."

[Bob Loblaw]

4. DJ Fresh Turd

nt

[rusty fender]

5. Little Big Shit

[ADX]

6. MC Chumpster...

[Docreed2003]

7. Mayo....he's the whitest guy ever...or Biggy Orange

[Beartracks]

16. Bigly Orange.

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[Docreed2003]

17. Even better!

[Ccarmona]

8. DTSmallhand

(With apologies to Eric Clapton).

[NightWatcher]

9. Vanilla Ice?

[Itchinjim]

10. The tangerine douche.

[lpbk2713]

11. Git Piggy Widdit

...

[Grassy Knoll]

12. Blow Fly

[mainstreetonce]

13. The artist formerly known as Winner

..

[luvMIdog]

14. Shower Cap

[Kaleva]

15. He is a rapper. His stage name is Chuggo.

[Orangepeel]

18. Sir Lies-a-Lot?

[johnnyrocket]

19. Donny Two Scoops

[frazzled]

20. Notorious LNL (Li'l Narcissist Liar)

[Hayduke Bomgarte]

21. Shit eating Despot

`

[Leith]

22. DT Dummfuck

[OilemFirchen]

23. Grabmaster Trash

aka Pee Diddler.

[anneboleyn]

25. Lmfao at Pee Diddler! Genius.

[3catwoman3]

46. Pee Diddler is...

...perfect!

[anneboleyn]

24. "NOT SLIM AND VERY SHADY SHADY" (with none of Eminem's talent, needless to say -- Trump

can't even stutter rhythmically much less create rhythmic wordplay)

[virtualobserver]

26. felonius fib

[Freethinker65]

27. EssADee

SAD

[TheBlackAdder]

28. Since Trump thinks he's all that, and really dope... The Great White Dope

.

.

[Kleveland]

29. Ice P

For hopefully obvious reasons!

[Croney]

30. Jefe Covfefe

[Fozzledick]

31. Sleazy T

[Egnever]

32. Orange Crush

[50 Shades Of Blue]

33. PZ Grabber

[Historic NY]

34. "The grabber"

[Madam45for2923]

35. Slimy the Phlegm

[sarcasmo]

36. Ladies and Germs, welcome to the stage.

Dictator Chic

[Squinch]

37. That Asshole Trump(R)

[VOX]

39. Pee-Daddy MastaDon

In keeping with his atavistic, oversized self, and his specific recreational...interests.

[spooky3]

53. That has a rhythm!

[FM123]

40. Lil Ween

[unblock]

41. The notorious dissembler t

[PCIntern]

42. B4 I 4Q, RU over 18 QT pie? Nt

[Wiseman32218]

43. DAT

Dumb Ass Trump

[eppur_se_muova]

44. Anus Orange

OK, that's not really a rap name, but it's one he deserves.

[stevenleser]

47. Stoopid D. nt

[Hoyt]

51. LMAO. He's too stupid to be a rapper or anything else but a carnival barker.

[montana_hazeleyes]

48. Tupee Shakur

[JHB]

50. Prima Donnie

[Doug the Dem]

52. Orange Is The New Black

Mic drop.

[C_U_L8R]

54. D.J. Pussygrabber

[Lunabell]

55. Notorious P.I.G.

[MrScorpio]

65. GMTA.

[democratisphere]

56. drumpf itty bitty diddy

[airmid]

57. Sh*t4Brains

[Lee-Lee]

58. DJ Tinyhands

[SummerSnow]

59. MC Little Hands, MC Donnie Sleaze, Sir- Narc-alot?

[Vinca]

60. The Rearnd

[MedusaX]

61. Товарищ казак

Comrade Cossack

[Jeroen]

62. Ice Pee n/t

[muntrv]

63. Moscow T.

[ADX]

64. The Notorious KGB...

[moondust]

66. Poop Dogg